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She's making me wonder about bush right now!

[–] JapaneseJudas@fedinsfw.app 43 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I know this is a shitpost, but as someone who has both sucked dicks and eaten pussy it's disingenuous to act like it's the same to go down on an unshaven version of each.

I don't care if you don't shave if you have a vagina, and aesthetically I don't really have a preference, but I enjoy eating a shaved/waxed pussy a lot more. It's a sensory thing. I don't like having a mouthful of wet pubes. For the dicks I've sucked this is a non-issue either way.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Try sucking a tiny dick like mine that looks like a mushroom barely popping out of a shag carpet and get back to me.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

As my old boss used to say, which was super inappropriate and I hated every second of it: trimming the bushes makes the house look bigger.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 points 2 hours ago

He's not wrong tho.

[–] JapaneseJudas@fedinsfw.app 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Pass, but thanks for the offer!

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

I actually miss the fluffy bushes. Yes it made eating out more of a challenge but I don't find shaved or the small landing strips very attractive.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Some dicks have hair on the shaft, not fun

[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 7 points 20 hours ago

I don't understand men who don't like Bush.

Both Sixteen Stone and Razorblade Suitcase were phenomenal albums.

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He wasn't that far from the worst

[–] Squirrelknight@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

He's in the bottom ten, but is currently getting overshadowed by someone in the bottom five.

That makes him look better by proxy.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay I gotta see your bottom ten list.

[–] Squirrelknight@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

From bad to worst:

10th: Nixon

9th: Bush

8th: Wilson

7th: Hoover

6th: Tyler

5th: Harding

4th: Pierce

3rd: Trump

2nd: A. Johnson

1st: Buchanan

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How is Reagan not on that list? Half of the problems in the United States could be traced back to him.

[–] Squirrelknight@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

He'd be in the bottom 15. The problem with ranking Reagan is that most of the big issues with him didn't become fully apparent until long after he was out of office. When you make a list like this it's kinda hard to fit all the awful US presidents in a top 10.

All the president's between 1840 and 1860 alone deserve to be somewhere in the bottom 15 for endlessly supporting slavery and setting the stage for the civil war, which makes fitting Reagan in kinda difficult.

[–] bluelabel@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

As a non-american, I'm surprised you have presidents on-par with Thump.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Andrew Johnson's failures persist to this day. He was the 17th president. (Took over after Lincoln was assassinated and refused to seriously punish the confederate leadership)

[–] Squirrelknight@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Only because we have a firm understanding of their legacies. If I made this list again in 40 years there's a good chance he's in 1st place.

[–] Johnnyvibrant@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kate Bush is a great artist

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

Be runnin' up that road, be runnin' up that hill, be runnin' up that building... If I only could.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

but after I trimmed all the bush in my yard, my deck looks bigger.

I will soon post a deck pic.

[–] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

I am looking forward on your deck pick, I really enjoy a well maintained deck.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 6 points 1 day ago

I'm just sick of 'Running Up that Hill'.

[–] titty_wizard2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You're not going to find a lot of people openly discussing enjoying the younger bush, if that's what you mean. Rightly so, just saying. But most people don't care TOO much if you like the older bush.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least the people that liked Bush Sr. were overruled by the voting populace.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Fair enough. That's more senior bush for me!

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The nut usually isn't far from the tree.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Totally. There's always a good nut to be had under a tree.

[–] titty_wizard2@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Bin laden certainly enjoyed him. Should’ve seen what he said about his goatish buffoonery

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Machine Head

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tell me more about the original context.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

It's better than the rest.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 0 points 21 hours ago