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[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Next up on ANTIQUE MEMES ROADSHOW! (Are we running out of content guys? This image is literally like 20 years old)

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

I was banned from there when I had my lemm.ee account. I posted an old meme of two German officers on a side by side, with the wheel mid air. The caption was "VTECH just kicked in, ja", and I was banned for allegedly trying to make Nazis cool.

IMO the moderator/admin there doesn't know what truly antique memes (COCK GOES WHERE?) are, and they never even tried to open a conversation with me before the ban. I rarely see any posts there now.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Btw, I've been a vegan for over 5 years

[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

Arm the animals!

[–] renormalizer@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Great detail that he's handing out Škorpion SMGs to the crustacean.

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can confirm, I want this future.

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Remember kids:

...and they've gone up dramatically this month. Remember Trump's Mystery Meat?

The beef was tainted with the antibiotic chloramphenicol. This is why China rejected it back in March. Note that Argentina itself bans the use of chloramphenicol.

These are the side effects:

Serious and fatal blood dyscrasias (aplastic anemia, hypoplastic anemia, thrombocytopenia, and granulocytopenia) are known to occur after the administration of chloramphenicol.

There have been reports of aplastic anemia attributed to chloramphenicol which later terminated in leukemia.

Blood dyscrasias have occurred after both short-term and prolonged therapy with this drug.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 19 points 2 days ago

Beef industry protesting a threat to their price-gouging:

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Nah, beef prices are high because they are engaged in an illegal trust.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why'd you use pictures of ugly cows and not a sexy one?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A hoof pic for you dirty dog

[–] prex@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago
[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I'm with the cows

[–] viertesauge@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

more like Lúcia had a rainforest.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Definitely on the cows side with this fight.

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 1 points 1 day ago

There is no side that is with the cows I am afraid.

This is one of the first memes i ever downloaded 20 years ago

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It’s seriously weird to me that people eat beef or any meat, especially that coming from factory farms. It’s so many layers of disgust and lack of humanity like how do you even live with yourself?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

I think the trick is to not think about it, or to macho your way past the empathy.

That piece of meat was sitting around under some skin. It was moving, resting, getting adrenaline, possibly getting tangentially fucked. It was around for years before it got to you.

Yeah. It's fucking gross.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll cry into my bowl of chili.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I make a pretty bomb-ass chili but it doesn’t have dead animals in it.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

You HAVE to try making it with dead animals in it. Basically any kind. I've tried it both ways, and It's SO much better with.