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Leopards Ate My Face
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Leopards ate my beef.
You weren't supposed to tread on me. 😭
Ranchers deserve to experience absolute ruin for all of the evil they supported when it didn't touch them.
"It's an emergency now!!" He stole nearly 3 billion dollars from the American people, but now he's stealing millions from us. Have the days you voted for you fucking bigot cowards. Ranchers are the real screw worms, because they're parasites suckling off the government teet while they cry about big government. I hope it dries up and you become just like most gen z and millennial without a single sq ft of property or money to your names.
The fucking farm kids that ended up in my workplace are the worst fucking assholes I've ever met.
They bitch and moan about the union, refuse to join it, and accuse unions of being too political. They don't trust the government and that's fine. But then they bitch and moan about the new contract. Mother fucker, they shafted us because we're at record low membership and they can get away with murder. As if the union wasn't fighting tooth and nail for a better contract.
Who do you trust more? The guy with his name on the building or the men and women working alongside you? Turns out, it's the guy with his name on the building.
They even got the bumper stickers asking people not to tread on them
Edit: unrelated, but the reflecting pool should have had one of those bumper stickers
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People in general just don't think enough when they're voting. People in general just don't think enough.
You don't have to go full vegan or vegetarian. Reducing beef intake without giving it up is better than nothing. Even swapping to chicken or pork for a meal or two a week will impact your big picture water usage more than you'd think.
This is the way.
I had steak for the first time in like two years yesterday, it was incredible. It was a whole event, a good time all around
Then I picked up some produce and now I just started soaking some beans to cook for the week
A hardliner position is pretty much the least effective method imaginable to win people over. I'm convinced it's enemy action
You don't need to make people vegetarian, you shouldn't even put a vegan label on things. You just have to normalize not eating meat every meal
I've been replacing the minimal amount of ground beef we use with bison because it's good but also because I live with picky motherfuckers who won't eat Morningstar crumbles even though they taste fine to me.
I'm like 80% vegan. Still do bacon and eggs on the weekend and sometimes chicken with dinner. Even if everyone in the U.S. only became 50% vegan it would be pretty huge.
I feel like so many people think it's an "all or nothing" type of thing. Where either you're 100% vegan or you don't even bother with it.
Who has beef money nowadays anyway?
Beef Money is my street name
You ain't kidding - 2 years ago a huge pot of my 5 meat chili was 140.00 or so to make. I am not going to want to do it this year.
Ugh now I want to try your 5 meat chili though
You don’t have to go full vegan or vegetarian.
But it'd be cooler if you did 😎
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Hey, he renamed a lake for you, what you complaining about?
Ungrateful ranchers!
Its ok, they'll magically forget when Trump's socialist "look the other way" bailout bribe comes in before the midterms.
Yeah, Farmers thought they were included in Trump’s America but they forgot to leave their ~~bribe~~ donation at the door.
Did these dumb fucks really think trump cared about them?
Did these dumb fucks really think
No.
Fair point
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Oh, tainted beef (oh, oh)
Tainted beef
Leopards eat my face
Agribusiness takes my place
Vote for you though you hurt me so
Screwworms come and I got to go
Tainted beef (oh)
Tainted beef (oh)
Tainted beef (oh)
Tainted beef (oh)
Feed me, baby, tainted beef
Feed me, baby, tainted beef...
Apologies to Soft Cell
I found the report!
We investigated.
He betrayed you.
You'd better shut up and take it.
Suck it losers!
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You hired representatives that refuse to question or investigate Trump. You'll keep getting fucked until you start voting Democrat.
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Lol.
I hope these welfare queens are hurting bad. I hope it destroys them. To be honest, I'm not sure I trust the food I eat coming from such simpletons.
The best part is that it's not going to hurt those farmers at all. What it will affect is the quality of beef for the average consumer, since they're probably getting much lower grade or even rejected meat other countries don't want. So still getting faces eaten, but it's not the farmers. If you want an example of very thorough welfare, look at agriculture. Yet they're the loudest shouting.
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