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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

he just allows AI general CSAM on his degenerate platform.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 hours ago

He literally broke laws for his factories. I know of a few cases

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

I mean it kind of sucks that he didn't play them one through five they are objectively really good games. Especially vice City. So many great memories playing that game.

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

GTA5 actually had some things to say about the Epstein class. That's probably the reason why it didn't resonate well with him.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

And he hates chess because royalty can die in it.

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Cant believe Dan has played every single game other than those 6

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Including all the tfgames.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 14 points 20 hours ago

Yeah he'd prefer to kill millions of real brown children instead

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The most pathetic of losers.

This is the kid who gets picked last for a schoolyard game and it's 100% justified.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 22 hours ago

Always got picked last and never grew out of it because he was a pampered little baby bitch.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 28 points 1 day ago

This guy is a fucking liar.

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would like it if we don’t post Elon musk stuff

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[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

The game that is named after a crime has too much crime!

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He also quit playing BioShock early when he found there was no option to play as Andrew Ryan.

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[–] WizardArtsPropaganda@sh.itjust.works 201 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 19 points 1 day ago

I REALLY hope it was Grok that generated it.

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[–] Obituarykidney@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More than 26 emails were sent by the 70-year-old’s supporters, The Herald reports, describing her as “one of Australia’s most prestigious people” and calling for the portraits to be removed for their “disrespectful” and “extremely upsetting” portrayal of the miner.

Lmao. 27 emails! She must be so beloved!

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[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 day ago

He prefers to play Tropico where you make the law and suppress anybody disagreeing.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 111 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just can't shoot pretend cops.

Btw, what night is the wildest party on your kiddy rape island?

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Elon was never invites to the island. He is too much of a loser. There is an email in the files in which he gets rejected like "uh sorry the party is cancelled".

[–] charokol@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sadly, I believe that email was debunked as a fake

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[–] rangber@lemmy.zip 7 points 21 hours ago

What a pick me dork!

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 130 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He doesn’t play games. He pays people for high level accounts and then gets butthurt when his stream chat absolutely clowns on him for playing like an absolute fucking n00b

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 41 points 1 day ago (3 children)

People always say that it doean't matter, and they should focus on the reall issues. And i agree, but still, it shows just how pathetic and just what kind of loser he is.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Mockery is the one tactic from the left that the right does not have a strategy to resist. They cannot stand up to trolling.

That's one of the reasons the right has spent the last decade trying to convince the left that trolling is "theirs" and it can't work for us. It's an obvious lie and we're not falling for it.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 9 points 1 day ago

It's extra funny that he does that to hself. He could just shut up, but no. I remember when overwatch came out, and he claimed that he played a lot of overwatch. He also claimed to binge full metal alchemist. Around tye same time his child was born and he was obviously spending a lot of time with his child, while also working 20 hours a day 7 days a week. He could just shut up, no one cares, but he can't, because he's a sad little man who has to make up every accomplishment he never achieved.

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But he'll happily let thousands of children die due to his decision to cut USAid. Even when presented with evidence of it, he attacks the bearer of the news.

[–] gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 109 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He'd rather kill hundreds of thousands of children in real life by cutting off international food aid through DOGE 💀💀. I hope his ass gets cooked at Nuremberg 2.0

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

"Why won't this game let me lick the cops' boots? Open-world, my ass!"

[–] SethDove@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

He prefers white collar crime. How is he supposed to make money killing a cop? Waste of time.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 93 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 day ago

Well, I believe that he couldn’t do it. Just not the explanation.

[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

btw i agree though. i don't play GTA either because fuck all these first-person do-violence games

update: i just watched the gameplay trailer. police opened fire first. fuck those bastards

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

I can't hear you from so high up in your ivory tower.

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is debate with Theil and Graber in which Theil basically says that today paypal would be impossible to start, because all they did was actually money laundering. So yeah, it's crime all the way down for these people.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Are you talking about this quote (emphasis added):

PayPal couldn’t have started in a post-Patriot Act world. We would have been accused of money laundering.

because, if so, I think you have misrepresented it quite badly.

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[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Crimes in GTA are small potatoes for Elon. He thinks big so he's only interested in crimes against humanity.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Only soft crimes, like embezzlement, coercion, stock manipulation, money laundering...

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[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

He likes white collar crimes. He has other people do his blue collar crimes.

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

He's just sucks at gaming. Maybe he'd improve if he actually played the games instead of paying people to level his characters for him or had friends to play with. Fucking loser.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

That's so stupid - it's just a game.

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Well, GTA5 doesn't even have an option to ask your friend, who has a private island, to take you to his wildest parties, so Elon was disappointed that he could not live out his crime fantasies!

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

"Uh, hey, I'd like to co-opt your post for virtue-signaling bullshit."

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's only into raping children and financial crimes.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

Don't forget mass murder.

[–] whereitsat@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

his avatar is sad.

it's obviously a metaphor for his dick and sexual prowess but he obviously can't get laid and never satisfies any of the women he pays to be around him.

imagine being the richest man in the world and posting on twitter all day.

that says something about humanity or elon musk--probably both.

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago

Can’t kill cops in a game but is slowly destroying the world. I guess it just want enough for him

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