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his avatar is sad.
it's obviously a metaphor for his dick and sexual prowess but he obviously can't get laid and never satisfies any of the women he pays to be around him.
imagine being the richest man in the world and posting on twitter all day.
that says something about humanity or elon musk--probably both.
Did he actually try it, or did he pay a kid to try it for him? π€
Maybe he tried but kept dying in the tutorial mission? Considering his past gaming highlights, he may be telling the truth here...
the nature of his inability wasnt a moral one. it was just a skill issue
Exactly!
Shooting a cop in game is just lame, when you already have 600.000 deaths (so far) on your name by scrapping USAID and forced millions into poverty with corruption.
He's getting near Netanyahu numbers of dead kids.
In an interview he was very reassuring the reporter that actually zero people died through those cuts. He admitted not knowing any specifics of what the consequences were but he was totally certain that the number of deaths was zero.
Maybe he means he's just shitty at video games & pays other people to play them for him and couldn't get past the intro
I have played GTA5, and I didn't remember that until reminded. Methinks the lady doth protest too much...
Couldn't do it in the sense that he tried and couldn't hit.
Then he cried like that time he showed everybody that he can't hit anything in poe without melting in 2 seconds.
After that he jizzed into a test tube because he can't hit that pussy neither.
Then he tried rapping:
I've got a test tube of jizz
Now I need a stewardess
Maybe I'll give her a horse
Drop me games that involve shooting the police, but are not GTA!
(IDK, I just don't like GTA's style of humor and stuff, also saw "free play" kind of stuff harmful to gaming since I was a kid for some reason.)
I always liked the pig cops in Duke 3D.
Nazis are kinda like the police in Wolfenstein, plus there are only arguments for shooting them.
Elon fuckin' hates Wolfenstein!
Havenβt played.
Tried.
How does one try a game without playing it? Like taking a small nibble out of the box?
Am I missing something here? One guy said he hadn't played, a second guy said he tried. Is that first account a known Elon burner or something?
Oh fuck me I thought it was Elon replying to himself.
Meh Iβm keeping it up.
Always be yourself. Also the track record is heavily in your favor. Imagine exploiting people on such a large scale that you're lonely enough to talk to yourself publicly. I'd be fucking locked up in a psych ward for this behavior.
I mean, even if it was I feel like that would just be being annoyingly pedantic. I wouldn't describe quitting a game in the opening sequence as having 'played' that game.
Just the tip, you know?
What a pussy
Li estas piΔo.
Pizza? Pizza.... he sure is and not one with stuffed crust either!
That would be pico.