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Well... Was a great fap! Bye Lila!
Lila didn't actually say that
You're thinking of her sister, "Liar"
Somehow that got me thinking of Roku's Basilisk again. If you don't know that, I'm sorry for mentioning. :) But it's also a cool thought experiment.
This actually does a good job of showing why Roko's Basilisk is stupid. You create the concept by thinking about it much like Lila. You only care about it as an act of faith, no better than believing a vengeful God exists and will banish you to hell if you don't follow their rules.
Lila exists only in your own head.
However, so do you.
This is too high quality to be a shitpost, moderator please ban OP and give me Lila's number.

Who's Lila?
I see what you did there and salute you
im so sorry lila
but I ripped a gravity bong before I saw this
you did not stand a chance
Lila still exists, whether I think of her or not.
who?

I am a face on the moon.
I am an example of pareidolia.
Anthropomorphize me!
Oh baby, you can handle so much anthropomorphism
notices ur mountains OwO what's this?
No! You're a concept! Fuck you!
Imma save Lila! I'm coming Lila! Hold on!
Is that fried chicken?
Bye, Lila.
She will live on in the collective conscious of this memes viewers
Reminds me of an old joke...
Descartes goes down to a hot dog vendor.
"Gimme a hotdog."
The hotdog vendor asks "you want mustard on that?"
"I think not," says Descartes, vanishing instantly.
At least Heisenberg knows exactly how fast Descartes is moving now.
Thing about a concept is, while I can project onto it a sense of being, emotion, the desire to exist, those are still just projections onto something that is incapable of generating those on its own.
“Lila, you cannot cease to exist because you never came into existence in the first place,” I said to the substanceless non-thing in my mind. I never made a being; I projected my own fear of nonexistence onto a golem made of neurotransmitters and glutamate.
That all being said, tonight when I get off work Lila and I are going to sit on the couch, watch a couple episodes of Invincible, and make out.
Came for shitposts, left with existential crisis.
You left? Murderer.
I'd argue it wasn't premeditated.
I give you a choice Lila. The void, or the wank panzer mind palace.
Wow, instantly chose the void. Hi, I'm Lila's executor of the will
Uh...yeah, it just has "NO." written in very big letters. That's rare but not unheard-of.
I´ve seen this post before, around a year ago, so... Is this the same Lila from before? or a new Lila? If she's the same, does she remember that she ceased to exist? or it is as it never happened?
She only exists as long as people are thinking about her, so for her, only a few hours have passed.
From her point of view we all age at an alarming rate.
and if you build a new lila out of the old planks... no wait i think i switched something up
It's either the Ship of Lila or Lila's Socks...and now there's some kinky weirdo out there who has committed Lila to the spank bank forever in response to the notion that she might have feet.
Sorry Lulu, gotta keep on truckin'
Delila
RIP Lila. See you in the backrooms ig. o7
Shit Lila is lucky, have you guys been paying attention to “existing” lately? This shit sucks
If you manage to beat the game without dying, the Windfish will give her wings and let her leave your imagination.
I love love love this game so mich ever since I first played it on the gameboy
I usually replay it once per year, cycling through all three versions. Sometimes, I even use the anniversary Game & Watch
This kind of horror shitpost reminds of There Is No Antimemetics Division. Very much recommend if you enjoy having that weird pit in your stomach that fills you with unknown dread.
We all must face the reality of our impermanence, Lila, I am not your keeper. It’s ok, it won’t hurt.
Ahh good, finally someone to keep Bob company.
The conceptual post-nonexistence space powered by every autist that ever existed who refuses to forget even the most minor of OCs is probably pretty occupied by this point.
She walked straight to the door that says “Childhood trauma. Do not enter!” Opened it and since then she’s screaming. I am taking zero responsibility for that one.
Lila is safe for as long as I don't get dementia.
This kind of shit goes right into the weird permanent memory slot for no good reason with me.
“Lila” is a name applied to a picture with text written by the author attempting to emotionally manipulate the reader into forming some sort of attachment to the image.
Maybe I’m too cynical, but the internet has soured me to these stories. Like the “trolley test” trying to force the viewer to choose between who dies, I see the man behind the curtain making the reader responsible for the results, and they can get fucked.
Hey There Dead Lila !