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Well... Was a great fap! Bye Lila!

[–] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Lila didn't actually say that

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

You're thinking of her sister, "Liar"

[–] kyub@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Somehow that got me thinking of Roku's Basilisk again. If you don't know that, I'm sorry for mentioning. :) But it's also a cool thought experiment.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

This actually does a good job of showing why Roko's Basilisk is stupid. You create the concept by thinking about it much like Lila. You only care about it as an act of faith, no better than believing a vengeful God exists and will banish you to hell if you don't follow their rules.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 19 points 19 hours ago

This is too high quality to be a shitpost, moderator please ban OP and give me Lila's number.

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 3 points 13 hours ago

Lila exists only in your own head.

However, so do you.

[–] Dulus_No@lemmy.zip 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NotSafeForWorld@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 16 hours ago

I see what you did there and salute you

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 130 points 1 day ago
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago

im so sorry lila

but I ripped a gravity bong before I saw this

you did not stand a chance

[–] ki4jgt@feddit.org 4 points 16 hours ago

Lila still exists, whether I think of her or not.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

No! You're a concept! Fuck you!

Imma save Lila! I'm coming Lila! Hold on!

Is that fried chicken?

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I am a face on the moon.
I am an example of pareidolia.
Anthropomorphize me!

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 8 hours ago

Oh baby, you can handle so much anthropomorphism

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 22 hours ago

notices ur mountains OwO what's this?

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 8 points 22 hours ago

She will live on in the collective conscious of this memes viewers

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Thing about a concept is, while I can project onto it a sense of being, emotion, the desire to exist, those are still just projections onto something that is incapable of generating those on its own.

“Lila, you cannot cease to exist because you never came into existence in the first place,” I said to the substanceless non-thing in my mind. I never made a being; I projected my own fear of nonexistence onto a golem made of neurotransmitters and glutamate.

That all being said, tonight when I get off work Lila and I are going to sit on the couch, watch a couple episodes of Invincible, and make out.

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[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of an old joke...

Descartes goes down to a hot dog vendor.

"Gimme a hotdog."

The hotdog vendor asks "you want mustard on that?"

"I think not," says Descartes, vanishing instantly.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

At least Heisenberg knows exactly how fast Descartes is moving now.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I give you a choice Lila. The void, or the wank panzer mind palace.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Wow, instantly chose the void. Hi, I'm Lila's executor of the will

Uh...yeah, it just has "NO." written in very big letters. That's rare but not unheard-of.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Came for shitposts, left with existential crisis.

[–] Mikina@programming.dev 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 10 points 1 day ago

I'd argue it wasn't premeditated.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Sorry Lulu, gotta keep on truckin'

[–] eleefece@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I´ve seen this post before, around a year ago, so... Is this the same Lila from before? or a new Lila? If she's the same, does she remember that she ceased to exist? or it is as it never happened?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

She only exists as long as people are thinking about her, so for her, only a few hours have passed.

From her point of view we all age at an alarming rate.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

and if you build a new lila out of the old planks... no wait i think i switched something up

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 19 hours ago

It's either the Ship of Lila or Lila's Socks...and now there's some kinky weirdo out there who has committed Lila to the spank bank forever in response to the notion that she might have feet.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 14 hours ago
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 day ago

RIP Lila. See you in the backrooms ig. o7

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Shit Lila is lucky, have you guys been paying attention to “existing” lately? This shit sucks

[–] Rezurektme@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

This kind of horror shitpost reminds of There Is No Antimemetics Division. Very much recommend if you enjoy having that weird pit in your stomach that fills you with unknown dread.

[–] Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

futurama nerds will keep her alive

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[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you manage to beat the game without dying, the Windfish will give her wings and let her leave your imagination.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love love love this game so mich ever since I first played it on the gameboy

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

I usually replay it once per year, cycling through all three versions. Sometimes, I even use the anniversary Game & Watch

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We all must face the reality of our impermanence, Lila, I am not your keeper. It’s ok, it won’t hurt.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Ahh good, finally someone to keep Bob company.

The conceptual post-nonexistence space powered by every autist that ever existed who refuses to forget even the most minor of OCs is probably pretty occupied by this point.

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[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 13 points 1 day ago

She walked straight to the door that says “Childhood trauma. Do not enter!” Opened it and since then she’s screaming. I am taking zero responsibility for that one.

[–] Aqivex@fedinsfw.app 9 points 1 day ago

Lila is safe for as long as I don't get dementia.

This kind of shit goes right into the weird permanent memory slot for no good reason with me.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 hours ago

Stop looking as fast as possible, she'll never know what she's lost.

(looks at world news)

actually you're doing her a favor

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Lila” is a name applied to a picture with text written by the author attempting to emotionally manipulate the reader into forming some sort of attachment to the image.

Maybe I’m too cynical, but the internet has soured me to these stories. Like the “trolley test” trying to force the viewer to choose between who dies, I see the man behind the curtain making the reader responsible for the results, and they can get fucked.

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[–] RagnvaldG@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Hey There Dead Lila !

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