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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 90 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

You guys won't believe this, but the movie series "IP Man" has nothing to do with computers.

[–] galacticbackhoe@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Maybe they'll lean in and make the 6th one IPv6 Man.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 9 points 1 week ago

Is it about copyright?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I misconfigured my ipdoor and can't get in anymore

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This happened to Facebook in 2021. They messed up their DNS and employee badges stopped working.

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 60 points 1 week ago

I've never really seen the advantage over a standard hone.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago

Alfred: What's a htub, Sir?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

Yes...for sharpening your knives.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I use ipchains to fasten my iptables and ipchairs.

[–] dan@upvote.au 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Now that's a throwback. I remember the migration from ipchains to iptables taking forever, kinda like the migration to nftables now.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Maybe they keep getting confused with nfdesks?

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

nftables sounds like a descriptor for a crypto scam.

[–] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

We like getting ipkinky with the ipchains and the ipwhips and the ipgags.

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I only buy ipfurniture at Ipcap’n Clark’s Ipottoman Empire.

[–] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s like describing a ipdog to someone who’s never seen one, then asking them to draw one

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] qualia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not much, ip are you?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

The one in Ipswitch?

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

is backrooms a secret NSA project after the success of backdoors?

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago

An SQL clause walks into a bar. It walks up to two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, you can get them from Ipkea, but note that it's only available as flatpak from them.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

ip what you did there

[–] matelt@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Iproute2 is hilarious for French speakers who have the sense of humour of a 6 years old like I do.

(Spoiler, I can be read as I fart too)

Lol

is there any sequence of letters that can't be read as fart in french? in don't speak french so i say non

[–] mojo_raisin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

nfkea is the new hotness

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have plans to make a few furniture, then upload the plans to Codeberg. It is however extremely hard to source materials locally, because a few companies have monopolized the wood supply (unless you're fine with chipboards), and otherwise you were supposed to buy something by Ikea (I want to get away from "furnitureslop" produced by Ikea).

[–] cobalt32@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What CAD program do you use to design furniture?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Deranged. Godspeed.

ipkea

I tried to shop there, but I wasn't allowed to enter the store.

[–] Robin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

something something ipman

Even Ipsets.

[–] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And if so... Dawg with nftables 💀

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

lost all my money on these damn nftables

Damn, that's why we need aitables in their place

[–] mogoh@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Where can I get rainbowtables?

[–] exu@feditown.com 4 points 1 week ago

Next to the gold pot at the end of a rainbow

At the RAM bank.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

The ipfurniture is right next to my fsfur

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

I suppose an iptable setup correctly could allow you to watch IPTV...

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 2 points 1 week ago
[–] wedge@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 1 week ago

Brilliant lol