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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

Sub? Tit? Say les!

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

So substance is the position that MAGAs adopt towards Trump.

[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 6 points 6 hours ago
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 5 hours ago
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

they should have fucking worked on their audio design for once in the last godsdamned twenty five years i'm gonna take a break

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago

Bottoms who are deaf, hard of hearing, or who have an auditory processing disorder be like: 👁️👄👁️

[–] blx@piefed.zip 55 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, but they're the subs. I'm the one using them. You've got this backwards.

I was about to say, aren't they serving you by telling you the dialog?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

That's why I spent years learning languages so I don't relie on them

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I just can't freaking hear. Audio processing issues cause too much of a delay, while I'm also trying to follow the plot. Subtitles ease the burden for me, or else I have to blast the volume and don't talk to me

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

Watching LOTR for the first time was kinda hard, but once you learn every middle earth language you can ignore every subtitle. So worth it.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah and it's called subway because "obedient little sluts" are getting in the way of me and my sandwich?

And the suburbs are little cities full of "obedient little sluts" right? Following all those ridiculous, degrading, humiliating HOA rules

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago

I'm not allowed to replace my front door?

Nngh I'm sorry. furious panting

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

And submarine is just a slut under pressure

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

And substantial is the little slut who could

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 23 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Someone somewhere read this post and felt a special little tingle.

Tap for spoilerIt was you.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

THE HELL IT WASi tell a tiiny lie :3

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 15 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

What dies this imply about subtraction?

[–] cmoney@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago

Car tires are obedient little sluts, well mine are.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Weaboos like top me daddy

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 4 points 20 hours ago

I tried the ubertitles but they were too much for me to handle.