You mean Space Lazers or dare I say... Jewish Space Lazers?
I miss living in a time when that was a funny statement
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You mean Space Lazers or dare I say... Jewish Space Lazers?
I miss living in a time when that was a funny statement
We're Jews out in space
We're zooming along protecting the Hebrew race
We're Jews out in space
If trouble appears we put it right back in its place
When goyim attack us
We give 'em a smack
We'll slap them right back in the face
When they say they are planning to develop them, what they mean is that they are planning to make their existence public. You should assume Jewish Space Lasers are literally a thing today.
Nope, a space laser is a stupid weapon.
A system of kinetic impactors would be far more practical.
Hang on, isn't "the only reason we (US) haven't done that is because it's illegal and also I'm pretty sure we've secretly done that already?"
I mean, it's clear international law no longer applies but isn't this another example of that?
Israel will set them up to fire on everyone if they ever fall. It's the same thing with their nuclear arsenal, but even more out of reach. That's what they use when they can't bribe politicians to support them.
And make US pay for it
And here I was, thinking the Jewish space lasers are just a silly conspiracy.
When have conspiracy theories turned into trailers?
Turns our the disheveled schizophrenic on my street corner actually did have insider knowledge.
came just to ctrl f and find the jewish space lasers comment.
Google: Rods from God
Does it run TempleOS?
I do not trust an evil nation like Israel with weapons like this. Not at all.
I don't trust any nation with weapons like these....
I trust Iceland with weapons like these. If they want to use a kinetic strike on the polar bears that their problem.
What, they suddenly realise there's babies and children in places other than Palestine, or something?
Gotta keep the war hate machine going
Some kind of laser? In space? Controlled by who?!
So MTG was right…
Isreal trying their best to prove the antisemites are right
I thought there were agreements regarding the fact that weapons should not be deployed to space.
Yeah but as we all know by now, it's considered deeply antisemetic to say no to israel.
Israel's track record of abiding by international laws and treaties is.... Well. Less than stellar.
they'll use those weapons too. And they'll feel great about using them.
Ha! Israel following agreements regarding weapons. Ahh ... good one!
Capable of targeting a specific orphan at a specific hospital and obliterating the whole fucking thing from high earth orbit.
Let's not tell them it's s waste of money and let them go broke.
You know they’ll find a way to make the USA taxpayer pay for it. Like everything else they do.
We'll see. Everything the Zionist oligarchs are doing is hurtling us off a cliff; it'll be interesting to see if Israel can pull this off before we collapse the entire global capitalist system. My bet is that this is just like everything else these fucks are doing: Not meant to succeed, but meant to rape the last bit of money Americans can provide before it all goes to shit.
Huh and here I thought the Romanians would be doing that...
Well, we had a good run. Pack it in, folks.
There will always be violence as long as so many are stuck in supernatural systems, that have to defeat the other supernatural systems, or variations of their own. All this violence over unfalsifiable stories, like Sagan's invisible dragon, but no one killed or abused over that story. https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/107506-now-what-s-the-difference-between-an-invisible-incorporeal-floating-dragon
This will result in the station getting blown and a lot of space debrees. I don't think it is gonna be a good tool, USA already had Rods from God idea and it wasn't implemented cause the cost/effect is questionable.
Ah yes, like the nazis with the V2, the first rocket to reach space! They are so on track with the nazi agenda.
They need to be able to orbitally bombard Palestinian schoolchildren - matter of national security