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[–] RFKJrsBrainworm@sh.itjust.works 37 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

You mean Space Lazers or dare I say... Jewish Space Lazers?

I miss living in a time when that was a funny statement

[–] Onsotumenh@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

We're Jews out in space
We're zooming along protecting the Hebrew race
We're Jews out in space
If trouble appears we put it right back in its place

When goyim attack us
We give 'em a smack
We'll slap them right back in the face

[–] darkwing_duck@sh.itjust.works -1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

When they say they are planning to develop them, what they mean is that they are planning to make their existence public. You should assume Jewish Space Lasers are literally a thing today.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 hours ago

Nope, a space laser is a stupid weapon.

A system of kinetic impactors would be far more practical.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 17 hours ago

Hang on, isn't "the only reason we (US) haven't done that is because it's illegal and also I'm pretty sure we've secretly done that already?"

I mean, it's clear international law no longer applies but isn't this another example of that?

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

Israel will set them up to fire on everyone if they ever fall. It's the same thing with their nuclear arsenal, but even more out of reach. That's what they use when they can't bribe politicians to support them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

And make US pay for it

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

And here I was, thinking the Jewish space lasers are just a silly conspiracy.

When have conspiracy theories turned into trailers?

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 10 points 22 hours ago

Turns our the disheveled schizophrenic on my street corner actually did have insider knowledge.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 3 points 18 hours ago

came just to ctrl f and find the jewish space lasers comment.

[–] antianarchist@sopuli.xyz 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Does it run TempleOS?

[–] Craccoon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I do not trust an evil nation like Israel with weapons like this. Not at all.

[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't trust any nation with weapons like these....

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

I trust Iceland with weapons like these. If they want to use a kinetic strike on the polar bears that their problem.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What, they suddenly realise there's babies and children in places other than Palestine, or something?

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Gotta keep the war hate machine going

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Some kind of laser? In space? Controlled by who?!

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 4 points 19 hours ago

Isreal trying their best to prove the antisemites are right

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 74 points 1 day ago (18 children)

Dr. Greene?! Paging Dr. Marjorie Taylor Greene?!

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[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 32 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I thought there were agreements regarding the fact that weapons should not be deployed to space.

[–] unknown@piefed.social 4 points 17 hours ago

Yeah but as we all know by now, it's considered deeply antisemetic to say no to israel.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Israel's track record of abiding by international laws and treaties is.... Well. Less than stellar.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

they'll use those weapons too. And they'll feel great about using them.

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Ha! Israel following agreements regarding weapons. Ahh ... good one!

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[–] infinitevalence@discuss.online 53 points 1 day ago (3 children)

So....a Jewish space laser controlled by the Rothschild's?

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago

Capable of targeting a specific orphan at a specific hospital and obliterating the whole fucking thing from high earth orbit.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Let's not tell them it's s waste of money and let them go broke.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You know they’ll find a way to make the USA taxpayer pay for it. Like everything else they do.

[–] Garbagio@lemmy.zip 4 points 16 hours ago

We'll see. Everything the Zionist oligarchs are doing is hurtling us off a cliff; it'll be interesting to see if Israel can pull this off before we collapse the entire global capitalist system. My bet is that this is just like everything else these fucks are doing: Not meant to succeed, but meant to rape the last bit of money Americans can provide before it all goes to shit.

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[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago

Huh and here I thought the Romanians would be doing that...

[–] gewindestift@feddit.org 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

well otherwise they would be pretty useless

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Well, we had a good run. Pack it in, folks.

[–] Alexfire@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

There will always be violence as long as so many are stuck in supernatural systems, that have to defeat the other supernatural systems, or variations of their own. All this violence over unfalsifiable stories, like Sagan's invisible dragon, but no one killed or abused over that story. https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/107506-now-what-s-the-difference-between-an-invisible-incorporeal-floating-dragon

[–] Mika@piefed.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This will result in the station getting blown and a lot of space debrees. I don't think it is gonna be a good tool, USA already had Rods from God idea and it wasn't implemented cause the cost/effect is questionable.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago

Ah yes, like the nazis with the V2, the first rocket to reach space! They are so on track with the nazi agenda.

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They need to be able to orbitally bombard Palestinian schoolchildren - matter of national security

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