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[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago

The real epiphany comes when you realize working 9-5 was 8 hours. Meaning the lunch break was included. Just another hit to the working class. What a way to make a living.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 16 hours ago

i dream of a world where they don't

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

9-5 hasn't been standard in the US in decades. It's all 8-5 or 9-6 now.

[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm so happy I work for a normal company that lets me eat at my desk and just work 9-5.

[–] TuringCompleteSocialist@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Damn, look at you thriving.

[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

And yet, I could still do better lmao

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Such a dystopian statement ☹️

[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Tbh, I come and go when I want as long as I get the work done. My official hours are 9 to 5. As in, if someone calls me, those are my hours.

Now, my LAST job, on the other hand. Same exact industry and field, but my boss was an asshole. I took the train in to work, so I had a scheduled start and end time via my train. He told me that I must take an hour lunch because it's the law. Who the fuck even cares???? Alas, since I was on train time, instead of leaving at 4:50 to catch the train, I had to stay until closer to 5:30. Except the trains left hourly. So I basically wasted a half hour every day. And I did. I made sure to do no work during that half hour I was sitting there playing with myself.

If you wanna talk about dystopia lmao

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago

Appreciate it because that is not normal anymore.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Bold to assume there'll still be jobs and not just fighting over gig work in the unemployment prisons.

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

♫ Workin' 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin' ♫

[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 23 hours ago

Why couldn’t Dolly sing about 10 to 4.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Hopefully they hate it so much they 86 or 187 the 9-5.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] strop@lemmy.ml 1 points 17 hours ago

It's the 9-5's final form

[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's no way you don't know the answer to that.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You'd be amazed at what I don't know.

[–] northertech@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You might be a champion of the modern era. Or just really out of touch.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Eh, little of column A little of column B.

But also I just usually have no idea whats going on either way.

[–] Concave1142@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I also have no idea and I am completely content with not knowing.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Read it as "six seven", not "six to seven".

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have no idea what 67 means but I’m happy the kids are having fun with it.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago

You have missed out on nothing.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's a GenZ thing. Don't let them know we know about it or they may unalive us, bruh. No cap.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it's not gen z, it's like alpha

[–] bugbear@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 13 hours ago

Thank you, it annoys me people can't tell apart Gen Z and Alpha...

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

My main instinct is to groan when I hear that slang. Then I remember back in the 90s we had "All that and a bag of chips".

So obviously my generation holds no higher ground when it comes to slang.

The 80s are the last time slang was done right. Lets bring back "radical" and "rightous" and "right on".

Wait, is the secret to good slang starting with the letter R?