I was thinking crunchwrap, but wife said no. Male cat
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this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2026
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Purrito.
Cassie. Short for Cassandra. because you definitely don't make any wrong predictions.
challenge your wife to come up with a better name or concede
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Optimus Prime
Give him a fully human-style name and surname, like "Dave Smith" or "Paul Wilson" or something like that.
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He looks like a Reginald to me.
Just shorten it to Crunch
CAPTAIN Crunch
Gordito. Gordy for short.
I feel like animals live up to their names, so this one may not be a good one. I also tell anyone trying to name a pet Loki or Lucifer not to do it.
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Either bart or gandalf because of his wizard hat face that is surprising common in cats
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Gordon Fleaman.
He looks a bit like one of mine. He's called Silvestro (or "Silly" for short).
If crunchwrap was a no, what about gordita? Burrito, purrhaps?
You know ... someone HAS to do it ... 😆
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Once upon a time, I did a similar call for names for my cat. After I had some I started randomly saying them at her. Her name is the one she woke from a nap to mrrrr? at. I’m not saying it’s because she chose it, but she really clearly knows her name.
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