Yes, come in?
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Occupado is my go to
"What's the password?"
"If my ass you wish to see, answer this riddle to me"
"I've got the stuff, do you have the money?"
I don't know if it was intentional, but I like how your riddle option feels like you are so disappointed that nobody ever gets all 3 riddles from "answer these riddles three" and in your loneliness you have just dropped 2 of the riddles and the last remaining riddle is so basic that you can take just about any response as a correct answer.
Go away, senator
"The hole is in the right wall."
I assume they are seeking information beyond just the obvious fact that I'm already occupying the stall. I will attempt to be charitable and volunteer how many more minutes I believe I'll be
Ey I'm poopin' in here!
Say nothing but try to get eye contact through the gap
Occupado homey
Why's he covering himself. We all wanna see.
I just say "occupied" with a certain degree of annoyance like "I'm in here now and I know you're out there and I'll do my best to be out shortly but my body might do some weird stuff and I'll be in here as long as I need to be".
I get anxious and accidentally say "Ocupado" more then half the time, even though English is my first language and I failed Spanish.
"ΒΏDONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA?
Lol. I forgot I used to say that too! It's even better because it makes the person outside think you don't speak English.
Just leave the door open and nobody will knock
You're FINALLY here!
estoy pooping
"whatcha want?"
"Occupied" or "workin on it"
"Workin' on it" is perfect. I can't believe I've never heard that before!
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"Come in, come in! I was just thinking of you!"
βCome in!β
Followed by an earth-shattering shart
I lay on a thick country accent and say "Oc-Yew-Pod-Oh!"
"Occupied"
"Fuck off"
poopiendo
Moan silently and rhythmically and make some rustling noises?
Just start screaming unhingedly.