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Full title: Microsoft's distinguished engineer says "typing code is absolutely over," and Windows 11 is already being built that way. Nadella previously said 20-30% code at MSFT is AI-coded, and Windows security updates now include AI-assisted fixes to fight AI-enabled threats.

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[–] SW42@lemmy.world 83 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Well… yeah, you can see it in the dumpster fires they call updates.

I don’t think it’s the flex Stale Nutella thinks it is…

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

I don't remember this many bad updates in a while...now it seems like every patch Tues that roles around has broken shit in it.

[–] gruvn@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Clicking the start menu now results in literally 20 seconds of nothing until the apps appear. Even typing "excel" does nothing for about the same time. It is hot garbage.

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[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Stale Nutela is a greta pun!) Also, agree

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 65 points 2 weeks ago

Lol is honestly all I have to say.

[–] Toga77@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

Being a "distinguished" engineer has nothing to do with being susceptible to the LLM yes man machine.

These chat bots are spreading psychosis on a scale so massive the damage is gonna take years to undo.

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[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

AI is like a band saw. It’s really easy to use it wrong and start missing fingers when you get cocky and move too fast.

Then you have people who know how to use it like Jimmy DiResta who will just freehand stuff on one and still has 10 fingers: https://youtu.be/gA4lpsEWM5k

From a statement like this you can’t tell which one it is. Usually the first.

[–] Glowstick@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Omg nope nope nope. His fingers are constantly right next to the saw

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

And still he made his career with doing stuff on a band saw in a New York basement pretty much 😅

Dude knows exactly what he’s doing.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah like a band saw that builds a profile of every interaction on the internet to sell to advertisers and fascist governments. Use with care!!

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Windows 11 is already being built that way.

That actually explains a lot

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I made the jump to a Linux distro after upgrading to Windows 11. Microslop ruined a once decent enough company.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, Windows Me wasn't well received.

[–] RabbitBBQ@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wall-E and Idiocracy are becoming more real every day. Over time there will be fewer people capable of understanding the code produced by AI. If this process repeats over decades and if AI isn't able to recursively improve itself without model collapse, eventually we will have the majority of software being built by model collapsing AI with almost no one left to be able to maintain it or even comprehend it. Recipe for disaster...

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

future tech priests performing elaborate rituals for the machine spirit to make ancient yet highly advanced devices function, warhammer 40k style. Hell yeah dawg

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

"The artifacts of the forerunners are strange and powerful, existing only as energy stored in runes etched on silicon. It is said that a great calamity befell them, destroying their society but leaving racks of these runes behind. Now there is noone left who remembers how they were written."

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Tired of a program that used to take up 100 megs of memory!? Now with the help of AI that same program takes up two gigabytes. More is better!

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] acchariya@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

My work is going this way too. If you try to think for yourself, all the reviewers Claude agents make the same comments and suggest the same dumb defensive code with a paragraph of comments above it. The only way to avoid it is just to create the code with your own Claude agent and let it fix whatever nonsense your own agent-reviewer comes up with.

To refute some idiot thing the agents all came up with in a review requires me to dig through dependency source code for an hour to see that its just a hallucination, but then at the end of the week my PR numbers are down because I went on a half dozen wild goose chases at the direction of someone's Claude agent. Maybe 1/5 are real. I'm at the point where IDGAF and I just cargo cult the change and I'm already figuring out what my next career is and building a place in the Philippines where I can live for a few years on minimal income. This shit is seriously broken.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ahh that's why it takes 20 seconds to launch task manager

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago

Opening the start menu and waiting for it to execute JavaScript fully before everything loads.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They should go back to typing code.

Want to see a neat trick? I know for sure this will work on VMware if anybody has it. Use packer to make a custom Windows server 2025 template, make sure to patch it too. Deploy said template. Now watch as you have no GUI. They updated a bunch of UI components, swapping out for 'modern' versions. And someone about these Appx versions get fucked when sysprep runs. It's been like this for months.

I have no idea if this works on other platforms.

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does anyone believe him? We know he would get fired if he said anything else.

[–] timewarp@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, absolutely not. Windows still has major bugs like launching desktop apps from a shortcut drops environment variables when the environment path exceeds 2048 bytes. If AI was as good as they claim, it would have found these bugs already.

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