At least tea is still being served
this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2026
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Poor photoshop but funny
I'm starting to appreciate the poor photoshops more and more with the increase of slop.
Yeah same
Didnt even bother to perspective correct the text lol
At least for this version someone erased the watermark of the original memer
Sorry to our valued meme yoinkers
At least Samantha and Mike tried ffs.
Mike is probably 35 or something...
tho*
I was told "language evolves" and this conjugation is legit. I can't agree, but got ripped apart asking what the fuck a guy said with "it don't even got no sign"...
Probably because you were being deliberately obtuse. That's completely understandable English.
I can't understand you
u wot m8?
Maybe graduate high school then.
Que?
Marky got with Sharon, Sharon got Cherese
She was sharing Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin', they were doing it in Texas
lol all this time I thought it was They were all in live with Di. As in princess Diana
It could have been a pun. Dying / Diane, but she wasn't killed until a year after the song released.
That tracks though, she was a celebrity. If she weren't she wouldn't have died in a car crash trying to get away from paparazzi a year later.
That "though" tho
Plot twist: Chris and Debra didn’t actually hook up. She got it from a vanilla shake Chris made for her.
You’re sick, Chris. You want to get written up again?
Bullshit. Those shake machines never work.
nah, sign should read we DONT value the customers...repeat, customers are stupid and love being abused.
I TOLD YOU TO SPIT IN MY MOUTH, NOT MY BIG MAC!
You can spit in my mouth and my big mac honey.
You never disappoint
In my experience the employees do sometimes value customers. Especially when the place is empty they seem to be happy someone is ordering something and they can do something for 30 sec.
The sandwich shop I went to for lunch had the same vibe. 'sorry we dont have enough employees, be patient '