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[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Heinz Deanz??

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Jeans...

Beans...

Leans...

Deans...

Long ago, the four shitposts lived together in harmony.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

This isnt the first time you've done this

[–] AXH@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I AM NOT JEFFERY I AM TAKAHASHI

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 3 points 8 hours ago

I AM NOT THE DEAN

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

This shit is the dean's beans man

[–] Larry@piefed.social 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Those cans remind of the old DayZ mod

[–] killea@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Dean's beans! A real crossover episode!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Nobody wants to admit to eating five cans of beans.

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate five cans of beans, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second, and third I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You sound like one of those boys from Sunnyvale.