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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I don't like being body shamed for my huge barbarian cock

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We don't like your rude-dicked kind around these parts. Come back if you can manage a nice petit/polite cock

Supportive Ancient Greek Girlfriend: "Oh babe don't be insecure, a lot of us girls like big cocks."

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Being into ancient Greeks because of all the gay sex they had

You know I finally understand why I liked Hercules (the movie) and Greek mythology so much when I was a kid. It all makes sense now

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ancient Greek Cum Town:

Nick: "Adam has the hugest dick!"

Stav: "Hahahahaha! Yeah Adam why is your dick so big?"

Adam: "Come on guys... It's not that big."

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

he’s a bug with a big dick that has straight sex

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

"They are just more...refined."

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

idk if anyone remembers Dan Quinn the manic stevia crackhead guy from youtube, but he always called his tiny dick a "combat cock" lmfao

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago
[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

Statue avi guy whose main thing is that dicks are too big now. I can see it all now

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Those are actually average thank you very much

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] abc@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago