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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
ngl, since im a white, cis, heterosexual, non-jewish, german: probably hitler. i dont think he was the kinda guy that would kill children just because he could. if these children happened to have like, a jewish mother, things would definitely look different
I'm italian so I guess it depends on when on the timeline they plucked him
It's scary that not all of the choices are the same level of risk.
hitler first, second osama
I can see it, Hitler is my second choice too. He wouldn't hurt my kid, just stuff him full of Werther's original and have him perform physical labor which he frankly could do with.
But Osama is the clear choice here.
I'll check back in a few hours, I have a feeling this'll be a dumpster fire.
Surprisingly it's not that bad. Proud of the lemmings
If they have blonde hair and blue eyes, uncle Adolf is the safest bet.
The dead ones won't cause any harm.
Hmm. I think Adolf was not bad to children (or maybe I am missing some information) and debating him would be fun for me, too.
Arabs are usually too patriotic and uninterested in children. Diddy is too diddly. And no idea who top left is.
Did Hitler actually do any killing people himself, or did he just have other people do it for him? If it's the latter then I pick him, because I think he's too lazy to actually do anything.
Which Americans are the top left/bottom right?
Top left is the perpertrator of (trigger warning, 3 kids killed, I'm leaving the link as it is instead of adding text to it so you know what it is without having to click on it) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_the_Clancy_children
Bottom right is P Diddy aka Puff Daddy aka Sean Combs. Known for, among other things: helping more talented musicians than himself make good music, dating J-Lo, playing in a Muppets movie, rape parties, domestic violence, guest appearance on Notorious B.I.G's track Mo Money Mo Problems, potentially ordering the hit on 2pac's life, being a general piece of shit with tons of connections and money. He was like the Hip-Hop world's Epstein, though I don't remember if the "performers" at the Diddy Parties were children or adult women, they were definitely getting raped though.
Like those two Americans are so bad that between these 4 people... I'd be most likely to trust bin Laden. In this very hypothetical scenario, because this is a shitpost and in reality if I can't find a sitter and I get to choose between these 4, well guess what, I'm just cancelling my plans and staying home. Might be a tie between bin Laden and Hitler actually, we're not Jewish, Roma or any other minority he tried exterminating.
I ain't going out tonight.
The one with a whole "youth" named after them is surely the best with kids