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no shit it's a crime to give money to vote for their party: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597 - 18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting
If this works as a bribe, a judge strikes it down after the event and world continues.
Why are you insulting President Camacho like this?
Man we don’t deserve Camacho- man saw a problem and got the smartest man in the world to fix it
Because Camacho actually cares about people. Something most leaders lack.
"I don't think about the financial situation of American families".
In fairness Mr. Camacho was gonna give everyone a Million dollars!
A million dollars in that time is probably equivalent to $5000 today.
President Camacho was far more qualified to be a leader than the sack of vomit you lot decided to elect twice.
Seriously, this is slander to a great man. Camacho not only seeks out the most qualified person he can find, he willingly steps aside to let him lead when he's proved right.
He also accepted in front of Congress that things are fucked up now due to lack of food. This level of honesty is rare in politics.
The greatest line in cinema history: "shit"
President Camocho wouldn't rape kids.
Get his image out of your goddamn meme.
In fact it’s quite the opposite. Terry is a former NFL player who looks like he could break all your bones with a shout, and even he was nervous about backlash but spoke out against unwanted contact after being groped. President Camacho would empty a machine gun into big orange’s face
I love that dude. He is salt of the Earth. I hope the universe holds a special place for folks like him.
Thanknyou for sharing.
Bromacho may not have had high IQ but he was no fool. Dude had the presence of mind and the self-awareness to find solutions.
Comacho was representative of the best of those in his times. He should be honored and respected as wise.
He literally listened to smart people. He surpassed Trump when it comes to IQ.
Everyone in Idiocracy has an IQ higher than trump's
Welcome to Costco, I love you
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You made me use Twitter Search for the original post because I genuinely didn't believe this.
This is what I found: https://twitee.co/foxnews/status/2097872390076141726
So... apparently it's real.
‘But… we voted for no handouts for the poor’
Trump never pays his bills, so, ya, good luck with that.
Surely everyone can see this is a lie? And if it isn't, then it's got to be illegally paying for votes. I can just see the SC ruling - 'everyone should have known he was lying, so it doesn't count as corruption'
Surely everyone can see this is a lie?
It works very similarly to those "Nigerian Prince" scam emails, where most people notice the spelling and grammatical errors and just don't engage, but the dumbest among us slip through the filter and go right ahead and send that check for $10,000 with the utmost confidence that they'll be sent back a check for $15,000...
I think they've made very clear that they use the Nixon rule. If the president does it, it's not illegal
It's a clear violation of 18 USC 597: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597
Couple of interesting things about this: this covers both the supply side and the demand side of the bribe economy; it's illegal to offer the bribe, and illegal to accept it. Both are punishable for up to 2 years imprisonment per count. So if the US actually were a nation of laws, that would mean approximately 360 million years of prison for the fat orange traitor, and up to 2 years in prison for everybody who votes Republican thinking they're going to get $5,000 for it.
Of course, we're not a nation of laws. Clearly. I mean, Trump has violated the law pretty much every single day (sometimes multiple times per day) that he's been in office, and nothing negative has happened to him. We've all just accepted that our president is a traitor, and that's just the way things are.
That character was infinitely smarter than trump though.
Infinitely of better character. Comancho didn't know any better. And he learned better.
This president is a complete piece of shit by character. Not a fraction of a percent of goodness in him. Doesn't even like dogs. His redeeming quality is his arrogance and stupidity that leaves him unable to achieve his callous goals.
And also wasn't a bad person. He actually cared about his constituents!
Camacho saw his people had problems, he searched for the smartest man in the world, found him, and empowered him to make real change.
That's not something politicians do, for that you need an idiot.
So he is now a socialist? Mandani must be laughing his ass off after seeing this 🤣
Isn't it illegal to buy votes? Not that they would care.
Sure is. On top of that, he will not be held responsible for it at all. It doesn't matter who is in power.
"oh were well passed that jerry!"
I'm Mr. Epstein files, look at me!
It's already my money, asshole, where do you think it came from in the first place?
Also, I'd rather have healthcare for all and robust social safety nets, which are far more valuable than a paltry one time 5k payment that he'll weasel out of.
So no money for Medicaid or Medicare, no money for like things that actually fucking matter but when it comes to a mass bribe apparently our economy is doing better than ever, good enough to where 5,000$ to everyone of the republicans win.
Not much life. Not much liberty. Not much pursing happiness. But...oh my God...Cha-Ching!!! /s
Alright, I've officially seen too many Idiocracy references, into Jellyfin it goes.
Rethuglicans should be less like Dale Gribble and more like Hank Hill.
Hank was a Democrat at heart.
He expects everyone to go full Enfield.
But... giving everyone free money, that's COMMUNISM!
The Red TACO strikes again, mimicking his role model : Kim Jong-Un.
And Mexico is gonna pay for it!!!!
Republicans have been promising this since Reagan.
Nothing new.
I’m sure we’ll all be rich any day now.
Man what I would give for a Comancho ticket in 2028. We couldn't ask for better at this point.