“The other sperm just let you win, didn’t they?”
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I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes
And just for that one moment I could be you
Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes
You'd know what a drag it is to see you
Bob Dylan, Positively 4th Street
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You have a great face for radio.
"[W]hat you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
"see you soon!"
"Not if i see you first!"
One I remember reading a while ago "your boyfriend looks like he drops common loot when he dies"
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For two people who look/are dressed similarly: "you look like the before and after photos for a product that doesn't work."
Oh that's good. I'm saving that, but it may be years before I have a chance to use it!
!rareinsults@lemmy.world
I saw this on here recently:
"Working with you is like losing two good men"
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i like curses more like: "i hope you stub your toes", "have a warm pillow", "may the consequences of your actions be harsh" or "may your phone screen be always too bright or dim"
I like - I hope you step in a questionable wet spot while wearing socks.
May your toilet paper forever tear lengthwise.
If really upset, I hope you stub the same toe twice.
Any variation of phrases where you express disappointment in someone/something
"Eat any good books lately?"
..my favorite way of calling someone stupid
"Who's this clown?"
I'm fond of it for two reasons: calls them a clown and implies that they aren't even a memorable one.
"I feel like those shoes belong to someone with a better bowking average."
Sittin' outside of a Wendy's for free wifi lookin'-ass
I'd rather shit in my hands and clap
It's really hard to overestimate you.
my brother like spanish but did not know enough swear words so he would say things like fume mi huevos.
"You're not as dumb as you look," was always one of the most subtle yet broad insults.
You have room to improve & learn! tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons & tons of it!
Telling someone they suck, but they can change for better.