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[–] hoppeduponcoffee@lemmy.zip 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Mamdani could file charges against that audience member who threatened to shoot him. That was a terrorist threat. But good luck identifying a random person.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

You'd think surveillance would be pretty thorough at any event the President is attending. Or have they learned nothing from previous assassination 'attempts'? No bulletproof glass, either. That precaution didn't last long.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

But good luck identifying a random person.

If only there was infrastructure for identifying and tracking potential terrorists and criminals.

Nah, let's use it for identifying and tracking protesters or police officers' crushes.

[–] hoppeduponcoffee@lemmy.zip 3 points 21 hours ago

Even if they were able to identify, the GOP would just cover up and protect that audience member.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They want a war so trump can put in war time laws. while there are a few pretty smart people on that side behind the scenes pulling the strings, the general populace has no idea how stupid this will be. Military factions, small militias, food shortages, water…

[–] hoppeduponcoffee@lemmy.zip 1 points 22 hours ago

Not to mention power and internet outages. We’ll pretty much revert to a developing nation of warring factions and no one will be safe.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Jamille Bouie recently posted a short about the Ted Cruz moment and the conspicuous silence of the liberal media.

In the meantime, internet chatter between MAGAs are blood libeling liberals and calling for the hunting and execution of liberals, where, in this case, liberals include anyone who is not MAGA.

[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.today 34 points 1 day ago

And yet everytime I mention using perfectly legal means of exterminating conservative cockroaches, my comments are deleted by conservative cockroach mods. The infestation is now inside the house.

[–] SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Almost every day i get the feelling the the US is inching closer to a civil war.

[–] FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The US is in a civil war that one side is sleepwalking through

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Not true, they need a legitimate army and I doubt the dems would March. Plus that's weird. Pretty sure Tim waltz contemplated using his guards but decided against it.

[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We have gone down hill a long way in this country since McCain told that woman she was wrong at the campaign town hall.

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

As soon as the ruling family harden their power, the roundups will begin.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

MAGA mourning a shitbag neo-Nazi. However, they ignore the fact he wanted the Epstein Files released in full.

Of course. They're very good a selective outrage.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Republicans assume that people to the left of them are helpless, because we don't attack them. Agency is not given to animals, because they can't fight back. Thus, our lives have no meaning to Republicans.

If we don't fight, the delusion of Republican supremacy will never break.

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[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When someone tells you who they are. Listen.

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