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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He also got everyone in the audience to make a pledge to cheat:

That I will go out with my family, my friends. I'll do it anyway. I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm gonna try and cheat like hell like they do. They never, there's never been bigger cheaters. They don't care. I am gonna go out and I'm gonna get my friends, my family, and we are going to vote on November 3rd or we are going to vote before that.

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYWrW2YLdME

Transcript: https://rollcall.com/factbase/trump/transcript/donald-trump-remarks-closing-remarks-rnc-convention-dallas-september-10-2026/

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Gaslight
Obstruct
Project

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

if i want to shoot someone, i wont broadcast it

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

JD Vance is speaking at a MAGA rally in my area next week.

This please send me your ideas for what I should write on a sign that will make him cry.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"The couch loves you even less than your wife does"

"You will never be free of Peter Thiel"

"Once Trump dies, so does your career"

"Thanks for killing the Pope, I like Bob!"

Just a few ideas to choose from off the top of my head 🤷🏻

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

“Peter Thiel’s bottom bitch”

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[–] metermatic26@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

This is totally not fascism. Not fascist at all. /s

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