Daft punk was ahead of their time

You will once you've got permanent brain fog from super Covid.

/google anything like how to partition a drive in Linux/

/bunch of minutes-long videos appear/

nah. we will cry when when see how many humans think this is cool

You would be surprised. Perhaps astonished. Certainly dismayed.

Do you ever leave your house? If so then yes this does directly affect you, other people wear them and will do so around you.

Damn, this day sounds awesome.

Are you watching me through a camera rn???

It will be with the right bribes

Apple seems really focused on preventing the audio from making it off the device.

Huh? That tiny fucker uses AI to process the cocnversations itself?! How?

Isn't that going to drain the battery and heat up the thibg to high hells? I'm assuming it's either that or the output will be crap.

Once the technology is implemented and ubiquitous it would only take a secret government mandate and a gag order for the code to be altered to listen for particular words and phrases and log them

I was reading up on that and how they plan on processing it in the Secure Enclave part of the watch. My only concern though is as you move more stuff into the enclave, the bigger the attack surface for the entire enclave becomes. And then at what point is more working being done in the enclave than the rest of the watch basically becoming a useless demarcation of security.

You have to forward this to seven people for it to be true.

09:05:47: You lifted the lid of the toilet   
09:05:49: You dropped your shorts and underpants   
09:06:04: Your butt cheeks made contact with the toilet seat   
09:06:07: You activated your iPhone   
09:06:09: You opened ShitTok on your iPhone   
09:06:15: You realised that nothing was forthcoming and that there must be a clog in your colon   
09:06:23: You began straining   
09:06:24: You exclaimed: "Arrrrgh, shift you nobbly bastard!"   
09:06:40: Your pulse and blood pressure reached dangerously elevated levels   
09:06:44: The crap clog finally passed your sphincter   
09:06:45: The 'bomb bay doors opened' and a satisfying torrent of last night's now-digested burrito gushed out   
09:06:51: The flow of yesterday's bean, cheese, and pork 'al pastor' eases     
09:06:55: You sighed with relief and reached for the TP     

Who wouldn't want that in their life?

Hey! Mine not only tells the time, but also the day of the week and month, and has an integrated alarm clock and stopwatch. Battery lasts for seven years, keeps time to within a few minutes per year, is cheap enough so that I don't mind wearing it when I'm cycling as I can just replace it if I break it, and it has a celebrity endorsement. Of sorts, anyway.

I don't remember what I had for breakfast, but that just means it's irrelevant information. Fuck all of this constantly-plugged-in slop!

"The Entire History of You"

No one does. That’s where we’re at in tech now. It’s never anything any consumer wants, but it’s always what the surveillance industry wants. A recap of my day is fucking useless. I was there, for fuck sake!

…unless, of course, you’re close to a person who wears one of these. then you still get spied on yaaaaayyyyy

and unlike the meta glasses, these look the same as any apple watch, which have already been normalized in society. so shunning people for wearing these won’t work cuz you won’t be able to tell. i love the future this is so COOL