Slopvangelical LLM thumping underpants gnomes conjuring cancer to cure cancer.
this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2026
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you cant get cancer, if your not of this mortal coil.
This is easily the least scary and convincing analogue horror series ever.
Just give it up.
The Machine God, already?
I never wondered whether I was talking to anything approaching a divine being due to the number of mistakes. However, there have been points in the past with cloud models where I wondered whether I was actually talking to a human somewhere being paid a pittance to pretend to be AI. I self-host LLMs nowadays and am fairly confident there’s no human on the other end of OpenCode, but in the early days of cloud LLMs, I wouldn’t put it past them.
Reminds me of the Saturn car-cult. I see them getting together and showing each other questioningly disturbing generated pics on their pocket telephones. I'd love to see the venn digram overlap of maga vs. ai cult members.
Saturn car cult?
I remember back in the day when Saturn car owners would get together in parks for picnics. Kind of like a 5-6-7- club for 50's Chevy's. Maybe it was just a fever dream.
pocket telephones
You're an LLM aren't you?
No. I'm willfully old. I don't use Google, I use 'the Google'.
I've been on the internets too!
Most glorious wondrous asininity anus
Please slop your verbose faeces
Upon my willing upturned face
Amen
- "Aahhh Chooo."
- "Bless you."
What does Vaal wish of me?
I mean as a nihilist, what else am I going to do?
I'm going to turn this mfer into a god.
They AI gave me psychosis, I'm just returning the favor.