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It was 10am and the bar was full. After this I went downtown and saw a person dressed as a perogi ride a pickle shaped mechanical bull.

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

YINZ are in STILLER country

and like, as if on cue, there's a guy beneath the sign with his shirt entirely unbuttoned and open, wiping his whole face with a paper napkin... like he just emerged from visiting a basement toilet.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

he is presumably crossing his forehead and lips in response to the gospel

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 18 points 18 hours ago

saw a person dressed as a perogi ride a pickle shaped mechanical bull.

What is this, a Polish-American gay bar?

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 4 points 14 hours ago

Euro losers can't comprehend this flea market with full bar inside of a snack bar that's playing Catholic mass on the TVs.

Typical american...... We have the same and more than you.......

[–] Monstertruckenjoyer@hexbear.net 13 points 19 hours ago

Two threads in two days about how cool PA is.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 14 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

My stepdad (not the Navajo one the Czech commie one) made some fuckin sick perogis

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago

Pierogies are easy af home made and at lear where I am half decent frozen ones are around for like 3 bucks for a bif enough bag for 2-3 feeds

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

He probably could ride the pickle longer too. This perogi lasted like 2 seconds.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 14 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Yeah he probably could, mean old bastard. He's dead now unfortunately and I only found out about his commie past at his funeral.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 18 hours ago

I want to go to there.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 9 points 18 hours ago

person dressed as a perogi

I'd have a hard time trying not to take a bite

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 6 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Wait a minute! Indoor flea market? What kinda bourgeois shit is this?

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

Goes even better with a gun show alongside it.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It's mostly outside, there's just a few permanent vendors inside that have the priceless shit like an iCarly piñata.

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago