infuziSporg

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What's my favorite genre of legislation? Definitely BBB (Big Beautiful Bills) in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

The credit rating for the United States of America has dropped to BBB

timmy-pray

Let's play a game. I have 1d6. On a 6 you shit yourself. Comment below and I'll roll for you and let yku know the out come in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah I did it! Human shit catapult

Let's play a game. I have 1d6. On a 6 you shit yourself. Comment below and I'll roll for you and let yku know the out come in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Do I do a cartwheel if I get a 5? I've always wanted to do a good cartwheel.

The American spelling of flour should be flor in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Flar. Get it right.

What would you do if you woke up one day to find that your butthole is now a portal to another dimension? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You have died.

Narnia spoiler

You were in a train accident because you had your head up your ass.

What would you do if you woke up one day to find that your butthole is now a portal to another dimension? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I would take a big dose of laxatives and just spew stuff into the other dimension.

What if instead of the Holodomor it was the Holodollar in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Because if it was the Homodollar they would reject it.

A Reasonable Request in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

double sunset tho

I'm going to the brocery store. You want me to pick you up some broceries? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ah mang, I forgot to ask for a can of Bro-tel, so I can cook up some brotini

I'm going to the brocery store. You want me to pick you up some broceries? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Could I have a 2-liter brottle of Broca-Brola?

what's the funniest thing to print in the cum font? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

dipping my sponge in the basin so i can screenprint in the cum font

*blows up whatever you're eating with my mind* in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Those stray corn kernels... they're now popped! Thank you!

popcorn-time

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