FBI: Don't trust any woman who is willing to date an Ice agent. They may be trying to gain information.
Everyone else: Don't trust any woman who is willing to date an Ice agent. They have bad decision making skills
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2026
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When you have to hide on the job because you are scared, everyone hates what you do, loathes what you stand for, and the FBI tells you that finding love will be difficult and not to trust it:
But can they still can trust the men wanting to date them?
Yes, totally 🗡️
I mean uh how did that get there
whistles nonchalantly
Afraid they will pull a Freddie Oversteegen?