Being an ICE agent has to be the coolest thing going for these guys.
Not being able to score MAGA poon on FarmersOnly must be disappointing.
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2026
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FBI: Don't trust any woman who is willing to date an Ice agent. They may be trying to gain information.
Everyone else: Don't trust any woman who is willing to date an Ice agent. They have bad decision making skills
Yet somehow they defy natural selection. Darwin is spinning in his grave.
When you have to hide on the job because you are scared, everyone hates what you do, loathes what you stand for, and the FBI tells you that finding love will be difficult and not to trust it:
But can they still can trust the men wanting to date them?
Yes, totally 🗡️
I mean uh how did that get there
whistles nonchalantly
Afraid they will pull a Freddie Oversteegen?