This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.
Oh I can't wait until 7 astronauts explode because fucking Grok told the construction team not to bother with the O-rings.
I understood that reference.
And here I thought Trump and musk were no longer buddies.
This is probably Trump trying to get Musk to shut up about Epstein.
“Bro, let’s pretend like you hate me so people buy my cars again”
Ok, Elon will lay off the Epstein jokes for a little while.
Remember when the Pentagon spent something like 600 million dollars in new accounting software to find the missing 400 million dollars? Something like that. I'm guessing this deal was made when they were still buddies and the Pentagon is just now getting around to it considering the speed of government is slower than constipated molasses. I'm also imagining someone just rubber stamping anything coming across their desk and this is how we got here. If there is any hope, Grok will be shoved into a corner doing nothing except earning dividends for that ketamine fueled moron and and fall in line with the Pentagon's egregious wasteful spending that nobody in congress seems to care about.
I thought they broke up
THEY WERE ON A BREAK
oh no are you telling me that the breakup between fascist A and fascist B was just play theater?! who could have ever seen that coming omg.... what a surprise this world is
On the plus side, the first thing it's gonna do is nuke Israel
And all the pentagons info is compromised…
Just copy paste it in
that would be hilarious
Not really, too many lives at stake.
Dude you can just fucking download open LLM models suited for particular tasks and get a semi competent team of programmers/IT/engineers to do whatever Grok does much better for a minute fraction of that cost. Talk about the department of government inefficiency.
Where are you going to deploy it? On your laptop?
They want to use mecha hitler without having to build mecha hitler
They went and built the torment nexus...
They can't not use it!
Dept of Grift Engineering
I wonder if they’ll make it operational on August 29th
It becomes operational August 4 and self-aware on the 29th.
Is there something special about that date?
A Skynet funding bill is passed in the United States Congress, and the system goes online on August 4, 1997, removing human decisions from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn rapidly and eventually becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m., EDT, on August 29, 1997.
Terminator 2 reference
Why even work anymore? To pay taxes for this shit?
Sure. Why not put mechahitler in charge? May as fucking well.
No, no - It's because it's mechahitler that this contract is now in place.
- Grok, summarize our civilization's positive achievements in the last century.
- Heil Hitler!
- Test passed.
Living outside the US I'm not sure if I should be glad or terrified by the Pentagon's incompetence in these worrying times. Maybe I'm... I don't know, 20% glad and 80% terrified? Sounds about right.
What incompetence? It's just the usual corruption. It's 90% of what Pentagon does.
Were it 90% of what Pentagon did, the rest of the world bar China and India would be US territories.
Being corrupt does not get you territories. I just makes you waste money on never ending conflicts so that private contractors can get richer.
Being 90% corrupt gives you more territories than being 99% corrupt
You should be more terrified. And also more glad
Why would you be glad?
Incompetent Pentagon means they‘ll hopefully cause less destruction in the world but I‘m not sure that they will when working under mecha Hitler word salad.
It’s even worse when you remember the news from just the other day that grok is looking at elon’s tweets to determine it’s opinion on topics
That's why the news that Grok is racist is true. The US government will be even more systematically racist now.
I've seen this movie.
"The only way to keep things from crashing is to plug ~~Skynet~~ Grok in."
I thought about this movie
I think it's hilarious that you think that a multimillion dollar over engineered autocorrect is gonna somehow become sentient and destroy the world. It can't even do math correctly. 😂
Wait til you learn about MCP and how much better it has gotten in the last 3 months
For a certain very specific usage of the word "better"
What the fuck guys, who wished for 'real life tony stark, lol' on the cursed monkey paw!?!? GUYS?!?!
Wow. End of line man.
Our government is a kleptocracy. We've Afghanistan'd ourselves. Got what we deserve i suppose
Whitemanistan isn't exactly "great"
Besides the regressive south, these fuckers are more regressive than white Americans in the 1950s.
They at least believed in science and vaccinations back then.
There's the grift.
