
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
Buddy, you need a boyfriend
Edit: oh, I just saw who posted this. I’ve known you from Reddit for well over a decade and a half.
You damn will know the awesomeness of getting fucked in the ass. Don’t come here and play ignorant.
Only if you grinded your dick first. There aren't any sausages that I know of that use a fully intact piece of meat.
That's what Grindr is for, right?
I could've lived my life without reading this and I would've been happy.

It's real, called "F. Dick Sausage Stuffer"
Depends on how cooked you are.
You think about weird stuff in the shower.
And based off the last few words we can surmise OP is likely having a stroke... while in the shower thinking about sausage
is that a masturbation euphuism ?
lets make sausage i'll be the meat you be the intestinal casing
Wow, I am oh so glad I gave up meat.
Thank you, Satan's Maggoty Cum Fart
This is my main reason for only having sex with trees. Also I feel sorry for the animals that are produced and processed in an industrialized fashion. 🤷♀️
Are you a poop sausage?
Sausages are sealed at both ends, humans generally aren't sealed. We're poop stuffed meat tubes.
We do have sphincters that separate various parts of our digestive tract...
Yeah but that's temporary, a sausage needs to be cut open or torn.
Anal sex is a dick sushi.
A penis is just another type of blood sausage