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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

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[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Buddy, you need a boyfriend

Edit: oh, I just saw who posted this. I’ve known you from Reddit for well over a decade and a half.

You damn will know the awesomeness of getting fucked in the ass. Don’t come here and play ignorant.

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 21 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Only if you grinded your dick first. There aren't any sausages that I know of that use a fully intact piece of meat.

[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 10 points 2 hours ago

That's what Grindr is for, right?

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I could've lived my life without reading this and I would've been happy.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It's real, called "F. Dick Sausage Stuffer"

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

You first bro.

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 hours ago

Depends on how cooked you are.

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You think about weird stuff in the shower.

[–] crispbacon99@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

And based off the last few words we can surmise OP is likely having a stroke... while in the shower thinking about sausage

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 hours ago

is that a masturbation euphuism ?

[–] MolochHorridus@piefed.social 2 points 1 hour ago

You’re already having anal sex when eating sausages, just a bit differently.

[–] CovfefeKills@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

lets make sausage i'll be the meat you be the intestinal casing

[–] violetrage@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 hours ago

Thank you, Satan's Maggoty Cum Fart

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Sausages are sealed at both ends, humans generally aren't sealed. We're poop stuffed meat tubes.

[–] ThePunnyMan@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

We do have sphincters that separate various parts of our digestive tract...

[–] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah but that's temporary, a sausage needs to be cut open or torn.

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 hours ago

This is my main reason for only having sex with trees. Also I feel sorry for the animals that are produced and processed in an industrialized fashion. 🤷‍♀️

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Wow, I am oh so glad I gave up meat.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Anal sex is a dick sushi.

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

A penis is just another type of blood sausage