Oh, and what should we do with the macroparticles of lead that are so prevalent in our bodies?
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Best way to prevent the accumulation of unwanted lead macroparticles is to take a lesson from Han Solo and shoot first.
Let them eat less cake!
"Let them eat less cake"
To bad americans don't have balls like the French.
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Worried about medicaid cuts? Just stop getting/being sick, duh!
It's really that simple!
Alternatively, you should try being a velociraptor. I hear they don't get sick nearly as often as humans.
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Alternatively, you could stop being so poor. Simple as that!
you can buy your 5th house to rent and draw from your multimillionaire trust fund.
You can also borrow 100 million, build some commercial properties, and lease them to tenants.
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This is the whole crux of MAHA. Make health a completely personal choice by denying any external causes of disease and then when you completely cut any possible health assistance then that's fine because health is a completely personal choice and responsibility and people should just try harder to he healthy
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Oh cool. Not eating cake will surely clear up the brain damage from my head trauma
You obviously left out the part about how you OD'd on cake then fell down the stairs like the addict you are. Pathetic
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Avocado toast 2.0
That is absolutely useless advice. Guys, if you are worried about the cuts then simply just make more money to give to your insurance companies! Or ask daddy for a bigger trust fund.
See, easy.
Right, I'm tired after giving you that FREE advice so I'm off to my second holiday home for a week or two to recharge my batteries before my annual month summer holiday.