Everyone should arbitrarily start boycotting Cheesecake Factory based on this. Eat less cake? OK. Let businesses start complaining. Every service cut should be met with additional consumer strikes.
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
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Oh, and what should we do with the macroparticles of lead that are so prevalent in our bodies?
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I think he'd get along great with my old dentist. The guy gave me a bad crown, then when I complained about it, it was "eat less chocolate" and "you just need to floss more."
What kind of cake though?
Carrot cake apparently..
