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Lemmy Shitpost
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I select 10) All of the above
I know this isn't the point, but this is absolutely not how scales work.
I'm either a 1 or a 5. "Eh, what are you going to do?"
A lot of getting stabbed in the head was happening back in the day.
Must have been some very sharp swords
To be clear, a really big splinter was often a mortal wound at that time.
I'm feeling like a 6
Im a 3 or a 7. Blissfully unaware of my doom
6, definitely.
But I'm OK
I’m a five. It is what it is, and it is an axe in my head.
¯\(ツ)/¯

5 out of nine are a blade to the head. Damn!
I have toothache and legitimately feel like 5 at times 🥲
Number 1 is me today. "Can we get this over with already?"
7 "Well, fuck me I guess"
3
I think I was all of them at some point today. But it’s leveled out at 5. Eh, see if this ax is still here tomorrow.
1 is too relatable. He just looks perturbed.
"I can't believe you've done this!"
1 is "Well alright, you might have a point. Friends?" whilst someone points and calls me an idiot
- Lurking in the background but I am low-key decapitated.
4 looks kinda annoyed like: You really put that knoife in me chest, innit bruv?
Really feeling the 3 today. I wrote a hacky workaround for a failing script that works better than expected, and a different script I'm writing is progressing nicely, but I discovered a bug that breaks functionality
- 24/7
Its a shame these aren’t laid out a bit better, cuz I’m between a 5 and a 7, but thats definitely not 6.
4 before lunch.
3 now that I know the orange moron is trying to rename AI, that shit is hilarious.
9, because the hits just keep on coming.
Working night shift this week so i'll take number 6.
Solid 3. All day long.
Hello my fellow doh di doh'er.
Life is good lol
4, my shoulder has been hurting.
Solid 8
I somehow relate with all of them except for 7.
Seven and a nine.
I'm sick in bed, so really feeling that 2nd image. My head feels very floaty and detached from my diseased flesh.