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[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I select 10) All of the above

[–] Corndog@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

I know this isn't the point, but this is absolutely not how scales work.

I'm either a 1 or a 5. "Eh, what are you going to do?"

[–] starik@lemmy.today 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

A lot of getting stabbed in the head was happening back in the day.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 5 hours ago

Must have been some very sharp swords

[–] an_onanist@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

To be clear, a really big splinter was often a mortal wound at that time.

[–] iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

I'm feeling like a 6

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Im a 3 or a 7. Blissfully unaware of my doom

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

6, definitely.

But I'm OK

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m a five. It is what it is, and it is an axe in my head.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

5 out of nine are a blade to the head. Damn!

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I have toothache and legitimately feel like 5 at times 🥲

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Number 1 is me today. "Can we get this over with already?"

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

7 "Well, fuck me I guess"

[–] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 2 points 1 day ago
[–] ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I think I was all of them at some point today. But it’s leveled out at 5. Eh, see if this ax is still here tomorrow.

[–] LoreSoong@startrek.website 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

1 is too relatable. He just looks perturbed.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

"I can't believe you've done this!"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

1 is "Well alright, you might have a point. Friends?" whilst someone points and calls me an idiot

[–] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago
  1. Lurking in the background but I am low-key decapitated.
[–] Captain_Baka@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

4 looks kinda annoyed like: You really put that knoife in me chest, innit bruv?

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Really feeling the 3 today. I wrote a hacky workaround for a failing script that works better than expected, and a different script I'm writing is progressing nicely, but I discovered a bug that breaks functionality

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Its a shame these aren’t laid out a bit better, cuz I’m between a 5 and a 7, but thats definitely not 6.

4 before lunch.

3 now that I know the orange moron is trying to rename AI, that shit is hilarious.

[–] Mighty_Appititey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

9, because the hits just keep on coming.

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 3 points 1 day ago

Working night shift this week so i'll take number 6.

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Hello my fellow doh di doh'er.

Life is good lol

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

4, my shoulder has been hurting.

[–] Toes@ani.social 2 points 1 day ago
[–] verifiedbyme@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I somehow relate with all of them except for 7.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Seven and a nine.

[–] riot@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago

I'm sick in bed, so really feeling that 2nd image. My head feels very floaty and detached from my diseased flesh.