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[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 151 points 5 days ago (7 children)

My favorite ads are the ones that can easily be solved with minimal human interaction. Apple released an ad for their “rewind” feature where the Apple Watch records everyone’s audio and transcribes it. Their shining example is if the waitress talks too fast you can stare at your watch instead of asking her to repeat herself.

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 158 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Reminds me of my favorite; Sam Altman suggested using Open AI to create a podcast based on your kids' interests to listen to on the way to school. The top comment was "Just talk to your kids."

[–] CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I mean, it could definitely be useful to listen to a podcast together with your kids, as a way of bonding. But... why not listen to a podcast made by humans? There are sooo many!

But yes, talk with your kids! the kids will talk nonstop if they see you're actually listening :)

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They key is to actually focus your attention on your kids instead of playing with "ai" instead of your kids.

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Just talk to your kids."

I am reminded of the scene in Parks and Rec where the schools need to be closed for a day and parents are freaking out. One asks, "you're saying I should keep my kids at home? Where I live?"

[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

This was some parents during Covid though. People were so mad they had to spend time with their families 😭😂

[–] NalosLayor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Many years ago I worked for a small research company that was trying to find applications for voice assistant technology. This was before LLMs mind you, so even more useless than today. One of their projects was “make an ai that will talk to your grandparents and transcribe their stories”.

I told them that if my kids did that to me I’d just never speak to them again.

They tried anyway, and surprise — it went nowhere.

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Hey surveillance device that I but no one else around me opted into, what was that list of specials that the waiter had memorized and just told me? I dont want to simply ask him to repeat it.

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 136 points 5 days ago (8 children)

my favourite so far is volvo.

"hey ai, any good deals nearby?"

"there's a tv on sale at a nearby electronics store"

"will it fit in the boot?"

"yes"

"nice, plot me a route there"

...like the kind of person exists that impulse buys a tv.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 62 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Such a great example of the C O N S U M E mindset. Does the TV have the features the person wants? Is it the right size or is taking it home all that matters? Is a deal better than the regular list price for a TV that does what they need?

Nope, just 'can I spend money'?

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Also showing that the people who made the ad are out of touch with real people.

Who can just afford to buy a random TV on a whim with no research?

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[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 30 points 4 days ago (6 children)

There's absolutely a kind of person that does that. My ex's father bought three vacuum cleaners because they were on a good sale and he figured someone he knew would need a vacuum eventually.

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I would believe something like "hey AI, which of the massage parlors near me are really handjob stores?"

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[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 54 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Here at Meta, we believe AI will build connections between people

*Footage of people connecting by dancing in a field, having a coffee, and generally doing literally anything other than use AI*

Joe Rogan is their target demographic.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Thanks to uBlock Origin, I don't see any ads!

-^this message is sponsored by uBlock Origin^

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[–] defrostedLasagna4921@piefed.zip 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They're also targeting students with the ads, which tells me that it's encouraging them to cheat.

I use uBlock Origin btw. I only see ads when my someone is watching TV or if I go to random websites in the Tor browser.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

watching TV

You guys watch TV?

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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My girlfriends child is learning in school how to use chatgpt. They are heavily encouraged to use it to control their own text and whatever. She's 8. She's leqrning to use a tool ahe will never ever be allowed to in the future.

That is not good, especially at that age where the brain would be developing rapidly. This is the time where she really needs to use her brain to process information.

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 64 points 5 days ago (3 children)

"Hey AI does my plant hate me?"

Pretty much sums up the average AI user.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 63 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

Hey Gemini, can you email my boss and make it look like I did my job?

Hey Gemini, text my wife

Hey Gemini, can you justify my behaviour to my wife and explain why it’s wrong she’s mad at me?

Hey Gemini, can you fake my resume and make me sound good for every job posting around me?

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 59 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hey Gemini, experience this tragic irony for me

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[–] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Hey Gemini, can you fuck this guy's wife?

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[–] Obituarykidney@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

I've been seeing ads made by ai and they're even worse. Just saw one on YouTube for glasses "that change colour with just the touch of a finger!" And had ai video of smiling people at the beach tapping their lenses to change the glass colour multiple times, like the glass itself has rgb. Best part is, the fake product didn't even work consistently in the ai video and didn't change colour when they tapped sometimes.

I genuinely don't understand how an ad that's so obviously fake is tricking enough people to be worth spending an entire ad budget on.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It is created in a couple of minutes and if it scams even a single rube, they will make a profit.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Scams actually work better when they have obvious mistakes. It helps weed out people that might figure out the scam before they've handed over their money, saving the scammers time and effort and making the scam more efficient.

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[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I can write my own Grade 8 essays, thank you very much.

One time I successfully used an AI to troubleshoot a sound driver problem in Linux. It was maybe a little faster than casting about on stack exchange. I had to prompt it like 30 times though because it kept being confidently wrong. I didn't continue to use it.

Maybe there are people out there who need something to suggest "sandwich". You buy water from the water company because you wouldn't have water without them. I would be embarrassed to shop from a company that claims to sell "intelligence"

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I used Claude terminal and it immediately identified that i had a service that constantly sent small packets to my headset and since all packets have to use the smallest ones it was crackling sometimes due to latency

Fized that and set the minimum to a reasonable amount

It had its uses

[–] theparadox@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Meanwhile I ask Gemini "Hey Gemini, can this Google product do X?"

It responds "Here is a list of features for Google's Product:
... Does W! Does X! Does Y! ...

Me: clicks source for listed feature X... gets sent to post on Product's support forum: "Can Product do X?" "No, it can't do X."

Thanks Gemini!

[–] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Like in the early 2000s when certain websites would copy paste a half a dictionary onto the site description so google would put them in every search result despite not being relevant.

[–] threeonefour@piefed.ca 40 points 4 days ago (2 children)

AI CEOs in interviews: Our model is so advanced it scares me. It definitely has the ability to cure cancer, but it may also decide to kill all humans.

AI in their advertising: Our model can send emails and create shopping lists.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

The difference is that one is for attracting money, and the other is written by lawyers.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It might be they're not trying anymore.

All the common AI tasks that by end-users and small businesses can be done better by local software rather than through compute on a hyperscale platform. The only reason to need big AI is for large-scale projects. They're still selling compute at a huge loss, and their profits are dwarfed by their expenses.

(Some argue the expenses are due to the massive buildout, which is reaching a capability point of diminishing returns. But even the running expenses outweigh the profits, even with government contracts.)

You know, like controlling armies of killer drones, or processing mass surveillance data to find dissidents that are an actual threat. Or doing cyber-ops on a rival nation.

I think that is why the stock market is still investing in big AI, not because we want better slop, but because they want garrison large populations and wreck rival societies.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Only a fool would think AI data centers are to help Timmy with an essay, Gertrude decide on a gift for her grandkids or Cameron the moron write a professional response at work that doesn't sound like it was written by 6th grader...

...it's all about mass surveillance. Always has been.

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There’s people still not using adblockers and they get ai generated ads about ai shoved down their throats. Why are you doing this to yourselves?

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 14 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Related, but the amount of tech and/or privacy adjacent youtubers I have seen complain about ads, about what they're doing to be less susceptible, how this or that change is TOO much, and so on if baffling. JUST USE AN ADBLOCKER. There's always one comment pointing that out, with a derailed conversation below, but most of the comments will be "actually, if you repeatedly close then reopen a YouTube video for 10-15 times, it will not show the ad on the next open!" with a million "don't tell, now Google is gonna patch!" replies. I wish I was joking.

If you don't use an Adblocker, get one, NOW. It takes 30s. If you think "it's not that bad", install it anyways and give it a try for a week. Disable it. See if it's really "not that bad", lmao.

Install them on your parents' devices. Your grandparents'. Siblings. Friends.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I was using my mom's computer the other day and I couldn't figure out why I wasn't seeing any ads on her browser. Then I remembered that I had installed uBlock origin for her. I love when past me does current me a solid. I've also told her that she can go on Faceborg if she wants but I will not help her with it in any way (I can't since I haven't been on it since 2008). She tells people I "refuse to let her use it" which is not strictly accurate but I feel pride anyway when she says that.

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 days ago

There was some AI ad where someone pointed their camera to their messy shelf and were like "Hey, how do I clean up my shelf?" and the AI was like "try rearranging the smaller items first" and about a billion people went "no shit".

[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

speak for yourself. chatgpt helped me program a medium-complexity task yesterday within ~3 hours which would have taken me about 1-2 weeks otherwise, i fear. especially, it's really convenient because when you just don't know some technical term, you can just describe what you mean and it will give you the correct keyword, while googling for that kind of information is difficult since you don't even know where to start.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 23 points 5 days ago

Only 6.9 killowatt hours to come up with that recommendation. A bargain.

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Every AI bubble pump slop article is like

Say: “i'm alive“

AI: "I'm alive"

😱😱😱😱😱

Or

Hack this company plz

technically hacks that company after setting $17.8 million on fire

😱😱😱😱😱

[–] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Today's children would wonder how their grandparents lived without cellphone. Tomorrows children are going to think how we get anything done without AI.

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[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 13 points 4 days ago

Grok is this funny

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I've been seeing ChatGPT ads recently that, I think, are trying to position their AI as something old lonely people can talk to when they have nobody else in their lives. It's really quite sad.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I'm old and alone, but there's no fucking way I'm going to talk a machine. Because, then I'd be old, alone, AND pitiful.

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[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The best are when they have the sweet old grandmas asking it how to cook.

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