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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Time flies, yo.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 36 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Super Mario Brothers was released closer to WWII than to today.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 25 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

Joe Biden was born closer to the inauguration of Abraham Lincoln than to his own.

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[–] Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml 2 points 13 hours ago

on the shitpost meter, you score 55%

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Please for the love of all the gods do not give studio execs this idea or they'll be scrabbling for a remake.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

Part II would be basically be Terminator and they'd still promise flying cars and hover boards.

Here's a few events from 1885:

Mark Twain publishes “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn”

Washington Monument dedicated

Convicted murderer gets spared from death when gallows malfunction

Apache leader Geronimo flees Arizona reservation, setting off panic

Statue of Liberty arrives in New York Harbor

Chinese miners are massacred in Wyoming Territory

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[–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 33 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

The original director and screenwriter aren't allowing anyone to do a remake, so I guess we are safe as long as they are alive.

https://consequence.net/2025/07/back-to-the-future-why-no-remake-sequels/

[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 15 points 22 hours ago
[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Robin Williams did Aladdin on the proviso nobody would do a remake.

Edit: Okay, I'm wrong. It happens. Sometimes a lot.

It was on the proviso that Disney approve that his voice acting - and the Genie character - were not used in any of the film’s promotional material. They did it anyway, hence why he didn't voice the Genie for the 2nd film voiced by Dan Castanella (The Return of Jafar), and came back for the third (King of Thieves) after a public apology from the Disney head at the time, and $1,000,000.

https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/robin-williams-demands-for-aladdin-threequel/

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Did that include a Live Action remake?

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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Do The Return of Jafar and Aladdin and the King of Thieves not count?

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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 143 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

He would play Daft Punk and they wouldn’t be ready for it.

[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Daft Punk were already around in 95 though

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Yeah, basically all dancey electronic music was invented in the eighties-nineties, little remained to discover. Idm and breakcore already came about with the crazy structures. Dubstep is the one major missing link, but it's pretty straightforward evolution from dnb.

Fun fact: Scorn's ‘Greetings from Birmingham’ came out in 2000 (made by former Napalm Death drummer Mick Harris), but somehow the dubstep genre got entirely hijacked by the London people later on.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Naw, he'd play something more incomprehesible to the 90s, like skrillex or the later evolutions of the genre.

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

Opens with Marty mumble rapping in fron of a giant speaker that explodes.

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[–] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 76 points 1 day ago
[–] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (5 children)

My guess is that the time machine would be a Pontiac Grand Am.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 18 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Doc breathes you made a TIME machine catches breath out of a CyberTruck?

Einstein explodes

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Who would the terrorists be?

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (3 children)
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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

He could say he tried it with 3 ~~android butt plugs~~ cybertrucks before he realized the vanishing car/firetreads weren't the vehicle traveling through time, it was just that piece of shit vehicle exploding

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