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We don't know how long the work day of the doctor was. For all we know, he would have also called her dog "mom" if that's the only companion
what in the sam hill fuck is this screenshot I swear to the dead unborn god of christ I could shit out a better cropping with my asshole
The cropping is the point. This user is just trying to advertise some shitty social media site
FTFY
Unoriginal and unfunny, but
But did you use your asshole?
Thanks, you're doing the dead unborn god of christ's work.
How can we know it is real if it doesn't have the battery charge and navigation buttons showing?
My toddler calls me by my name for reasons to stupid to get into, and people think I'm his brother.
I feel like these reasons come out in a separation ten years later with a paternity test and, in hindsight, it will seem like this was an obvious sign.
Or maybe that's because I just watched an absolutely wild Isekai that starts with the MC getting cucked to death.
"I have been reincarnated as the parent of a ten years old toddler and also I'm a slime for some reason"
When I was 13, a 13 year old friend and I went to a convention where my friend got an under 12 child’s ticket and I got a 15+ chaperone ticket. Now both of us get carded at bars and we’re pushing 30. People aren’t good at guessing ages.
I looked 25 for at least 15 years
I hope Im so lucky
Well it was 15-30 (and possibly continuing) so there was some luck but it's definitely not like I looked 25 at 40
I’m 29 right now and people say I look 18
Haha. I'm a 60M, and in the best shape of my life (no kidding, better than my 20s), and was swing dancing with a 58F friend. Another friend at the club with us was seriously asked whether the woman I was dancing with was my mother. Use sunscreen folks!
Orrrrr just never leave shelter. That's my strategy.
32 and it's worked for me so far
And wear wide brimmed hats.
And a powered exoskeleton equipped with lasers.
Mommy? Sorry.
Never make assumptions
Especially in medicine.
Also, OOP not being their mother means the doctor is limited in what they can discuss
Yep one time we were in a hospital and the nurse walked in and said wow 4 generations of a family all in one room. Yeah she thought my aunt was my grandma. That was a fun one to explain
But my personal favorite hospital assumption was when my great aunt was recovering. At the time they thought she wasn't going to make it and brought in a priest. She has a stereotypical Hispanic last name, her kids are all half-cuban, and they all grew up in Miami. They bring in a priest (catholic) and he begins doing his thing all in Spanish. Eventually someone finally leans in to tell him she does not speak Spanish. 80% of the room spoke Spanish, but not her. She married a Cuban, but was not at all Hispanic herself. Needless to say the priest was embarrassed
I wish this was true for me, everyone still thinks I’m 18… doesn’t help either that I still weigh the same as I did when I was 15 lmao
For this mid ass story to work you just have to velieve that doctors walk into rooms, point at someone and say: Mom?
I believe it. Because, doctors do this.