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And that’s basically it!
Honestly, dude needs to watch his mouth. Not a furry myself, but from what I've seen, like 80% of the infrastructure for, y'know, the ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET'S ECONOMY, appears to be furry run or furry adjacent. It's a super popular community among techy types, and it's completely harmless. I'd be genuinely concerned about pissing off the only community that might actually be capable of organizing a general strike.
Also, to my furry amigues... General strike... Just consider it...
Do not. Fuck. With us.
I mean, if it would keep unhinged conservatives off planes and out of airports, I'm onboard with pushing this propaganda.
In your title, “One in every” is missing any sort of numerical entry to finish the clause, but your title is also highly misleading because all he really said was that there are a lot of them. Unless you’ve got some context that wasn’t in the article.
Supposedly this is the quote
Listen to this. Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. Lord help us. It's terrifying when you think about this. When you walk onto a commercial flight, it's possible that the pilot of your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal.
When you walk onto a commercial flight, it's possible that the pilot of your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal.
So what if they do? How does that have anything to do with flying an airplane?
Meanwhile, their Secretary of War has his body covered in Crusader tatoos and is very likely hoping to call Jesus down to Earth by nuking the middle east.
But the real problem is the guy masturbating in their tiger costume.
Honestly they didnt even allude to masturbation, just the act of being a furry is enough to disgust them.
So what if they do? How does that have anything to do with flying an airplane?
Well, ya can't fly with one hand, for starters.
I mean, the computer does most of yhe flying doesnt it? Its pretty easy to use a computer one-handed.
You can if you have a tail.
1 in 1. All of them.
That was my interpretation.
Yeah the sub rules are it’s supposed to be the original headline anyway
Maybe they should apply to a more enlightened job, like at the FBI, where banging sheep is ok.
more proof that football coaches are dumb as shit
Any guesses as to the Senator's furry name?
Mimi Muffytubbs?
Tooby Tommerville the sex ferret.
You sound like you're an authority on sexy ferrets, dream_weasel! :)
Actually just a hilariously relevant coincidence. Now I wish I had said "weasel" instead!
"Rambunctious"
the new "r-word"
But can they become a pilot?
It’s only a matter of time until some ultra-conservative politician or hate-preacher is caught in flagrante delicto, only not this time helping a rentboy “pray the gay away” but living a double life as a sexually adventurous cheetah or something.
He's probably underestimating that number, honestly. We're kinda everywhere.
That said, I don't actually know any furry pilots outside the military, so...
Isnt there a huge problem with pilot shortages because the military was their main pipeline and they refuse to support training for new pilots?
Yeah, I saw the actual headline and my first thought was "What do you mean 'secretly'?" I don't think there's an airforce in the world that isn't 90% queer and furry.
Yeah, from what I hear of them we should be surprised the tarmac techs at airpots aren't wearing animal ears and tails :
Furries keep our planes in the air and the entire Internet running, when they're not making essential medical breakthroughs, and I think it's about time they got the respect they deserve.
hen they’re not making essential medical breakthroughs
If furries are so good at medical breakthroughs, how come they haven't invented cat ear transplant technology?
Turning Point Anti-fur.
*Gets shot*
I thought the USAF was mostly Christian Dominionist.
GOP projecting again.
…and? What other people do doesn’t matter, so long as they aren’t inhibiting others rights.
Let's look at drug tests before worrying about fetishes.
OH MY GOD ITS ALL OF THEM
Ironically, Tommy Tuberville sounds like the name of a sports mascot in a furry suit.
Here is what I picture his fursuit to look like
Let's go Tuberville Tigers! Whoowhoowhoowhoo!
I heard the maybe-not-that-highly rambunctious claim that one in every politician is a closeted pedo.
Eh, he would look ridiculous as a Furry.
Now it's time to blame someone for that fact! :D
Dear Senator: Wishing doesn't make it so. But keep touching yourself and thinking your thoughts.