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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe next time one of these losers decide to off themselves they'll take their bosses down with them.

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[–] isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 month ago

Look, when I signed up to work for an agency that deports people to countries they've never been to, I was fine with it cause I was gonna get a lot of money. Now that I'm not getting that money, I obviously have to vote even harder for the assholes fucking me over because the brown people are the reason I didn't get paid, not the president who routinely doesn't pay people. This post was sponsored by the Heritage Foundation or some shit.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Haha get fucked Nazi terrorist assholes.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ha-ha, suckers!

Now release all the people these agents detained.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Sent to concentration camps.

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 12 points 1 month ago

Hiring people who are specifically filtered for their penchant for committing violence and then screening them over en mass definitely seems like a smart long term plan that can in no way backfire on the individuals very publicly engaged in this practice...

[–] AnitaAmandaHuginskis@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

muahahaharrrr

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 month ago

Cool. Now make like a good Nazi by taking after your role model and painting the ceiling red. Fucking traitors.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Please be real

[–] Caption_Mo@reddthat.com 9 points 1 month ago

Put some ice on it.

[–] rslogix89@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

They were probably fired for NOT having a rap sheet with assaults on minorities.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

There's standards?!

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Trump betrays everyone who trusts him, even his wife and kids.

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago

They get what they deserve, in that case. They sold their fellow countrymen and their own souls out for money. I couldn't be bothered to muster even a scrap of sympathy for the black hearted thugs.

[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Best thing I read all day!

[–] ulkesh@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

Boo fucking hoo, you Nazi pricks.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Aaaahahahaaaaa, oh the leopards are dining well tonight.

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Read. Haha.

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