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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

Meh. Fuck 'em.

[–] Denfa@lemmy.world 27 points 1 hour ago

This move is right out of the Trump business playbook. He's been not paying workers and committing fraud against contractors his entire adult life. Avoiding the payout was the plan from day 1 when the bonus was offered--I'm betting Trump himself recommended this outcome. Fuck ICE. I hope every agent experiences bankruptcy and hardship. They ruined their lives to serve a child-rapist.

[–] adjectivenoun@lemmy.world 35 points 2 hours ago

I think I speak for all of us when I say,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA

[–] chilicheeselies@lemmy.world 21 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I take two things from this:

  1. The guys they are attracting are so incompetent that they can't make it through their probation period.
  2. They either are generally incompetent, or not savage enough. One of these is funny, and one of these is deeply concerning.
[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 22 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Secret third thing: they never intended to keep them in the first place, and it was a scam the whole time. I doubt 1 or 2 are even plausible.

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

It's not a secret third thing.

As soon as we heard that the signing bonus was related to a probationary period, everyone who knows anything about how Trump does business said, "Nobody is getting that bonus."

It's extra shitty if they paid it out up front and now the employees have to pay it back, but none of this comes as a surprise.

[–] mofongo@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 24 minutes ago

Iirc, it was a taxable 10K per year for 5 years. If they were let go, they had to pay back the full, untaxed amount.

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It's extra shitty if they paid it out up front

It does, in fact, seem like that's the case

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 51 minutes ago

It's only the case because Trump is using taxpayer money and not from his pocket. If he had to personally pay the signing bonus they wouldn't get one even if it was promised. If Elon wanted DOGE to actually do it's job they would impeach Trump.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 hour ago

Everything they do is a scam, so this tracks

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Not only do these idiots get what they deserve, but it's also hilarious that Trump is scamming and turning his most hardcore supporters against him

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 20 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They'll still be voting for whatever republican is on the ballot

Because they're stupid

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 50 minutes ago

They are single issue voters, oh sorry you already said stupid.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 hours ago

I doubt they're against him. Somehow its Bidens fault or Obamas fault or Canadas fault

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 hours ago

Cool. Now make like a good Nazi by taking after your role model and painting the ceiling red. Fucking traitors.

[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Best thing I read all day!

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 111 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

This is objectively funny.

Fuck every single one of them. I hope they are financially crippled from this and learn something important about trusting authoritarians.

[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 2 points 36 minutes ago

I don't think that's how these people are wired.

They're conditioned to blame others for their problems. They will just blame harder.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 64 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's even funnier. The bonus was taxable, they paid not a little bit of it to tax right away. They don't get that refunded but they do still have to repay the 50K in full.

In other words, trying to be a racist pieces of shit professionally was very expensive. As it should be.

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Guess who those taxes are going to. This keeps getting funnier the more I think about it.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 47 minutes ago

Guess who the tariffs went to. This is extortion

[–] Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

They fucked themselves so hard. Yeah anyone can figure out free money with terms is basically a loan. They fuckin' did it to themselves though.

https://www.l4sb.com/blog/the-devil-is-in-the-details-homeland-securitys-ice-bonus-program/

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

LOLOLOL! F-them and they should have known better. MAGA will screw you.

[–] Caption_Mo@reddthat.com 6 points 2 hours ago

Put some ice on it.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Now that's some good fucking news. Get fucked

muahahaharrrr

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

If you're in the market for a used pickup, I bet you will have a lot of options real soon.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Probably has enough drugs spilled onto the seats to set off every ATF dog in a 50 mile radius :D

[–] wangaBanga@feddit.online 8 points 3 hours ago

Sooo many white Dodge Rams! 🤣

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

Haha get fucked Nazi terrorist assholes.

[–] ulkesh@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago

Boo fucking hoo, you Nazi pricks.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 100 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 hours ago

Came here looking for this, lmao

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 39 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Tf you gotta do to get fired from ICE? Show compassion?

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 22 points 3 hours ago

Nothing, the signing bonus was just bait for gullible MAGA people

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 35 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

"Oh no, would you look at that, you wore white socks after Labor Day. And just two days before you qualified for benefits, darn it"

[–] Denfa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I love watching Conservatives getting hoisted on their own Petard--they are the reason At-will employment exists

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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 21 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I would LOVE to see a study done on these people. What their criminal history is, how many have received complains against them of stalking and domestic abuse, history of killing/torturing small animals...

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

One was fired by two departments for misconduct before being hired by ICE. They retractively checked his past, fired him, and he committed suicide.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Shindo66@lemmy.world 1 points 53 minutes ago

A critic reference in the wild!!!

[–] Denfa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

So they can do something useful afterall

[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Good for him 🖤

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 22 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh no, person who is notorious for not paying people finds excuses to not pay his Nazi secret police

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I wonder at what point those people finally turn on him. Usually, failure to pay a group results in mutiny of some kind.

Maybe they are so brainwashed that they believe whatever their superiors are saying to gaslight them about failing the probationary period.

Or maybe DHS was smart enough to hire a bunch of people who didn't meet the criteria just so they could "finalize the background check" and fire them right when it was convenient.

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