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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 36 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Secret third thing: they never intended to keep them in the first place, and it was a scam the whole time. I doubt 1 or 2 are even plausible.

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 22 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

It's not a secret third thing.

As soon as we heard that the signing bonus was related to a probationary period, everyone who knows anything about how Trump does business said, "Nobody is getting that bonus."

It's extra shitty if they paid it out up front and now the employees have to pay it back, but none of this comes as a surprise.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago* (last edited 17 minutes ago)

As soon as we heard that the signing bonus was related to a probationary period, everyone who knows anything about how Trump does business said, “Nobody is getting that bonus.”

This is a single instance posted with little to no detail in a thread that loves to promote any kind of rumor of a reactionary experiencing hardship.

So, consider taking it with a boulder of salt.

No source. No supporting details. It's just Lefty Forward From Grandma as far as I'm concerned.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 41 minutes ago

It would be shitty if it happened to nurses or firemen or something. This is fucking hilarious.

[–] mofongo@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 hours ago

Iirc, it was a taxable 10K per year for 5 years. If they were let go, they had to pay back the full, untaxed amount.

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's extra shitty if they paid it out up front

It does, in fact, seem like that's the case

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

It's only the case because Trump is using taxpayer money and not from his pocket. If he had to personally pay the signing bonus they wouldn't get one even if it was promised. If Elon wanted DOGE to actually do it's job they would impeach Trump.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 hours ago

Everything they do is a scam, so this tracks