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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] rslogix89@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago
[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago

A Trump never pays his bills (or debts)!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 22 points 14 hours ago
[–] Ninja876@lemmy.world 21 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Thats how signing bonuses work... I never spent one I got until well after the "probationary period".

Same w/ 401k's, thats usually 18 months.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

What do you mean same with 401k’s? They can’t take that back.

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 8 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

The company match often has a vesting period.

The funds you contribute they have no claim to, you're right.

[–] Ninja876@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (7 children)

The company matching contribution can be taken back if you separate in the 1st 18 months typically (and they do, been there).

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[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 12 points 13 hours ago

Hiring people who are specifically filtered for their penchant for committing violence and then screening them over en mass definitely seems like a smart long term plan that can in no way backfire on the individuals very publicly engaged in this practice...

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 6 points 11 hours ago

They get what they deserve, in that case. They sold their fellow countrymen and their own souls out for money. I couldn't be bothered to muster even a scrap of sympathy for the black hearted thugs.

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 15 hours ago

They should be put on a registry and limit their freedoms.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 7 points 12 hours ago

They were probably fired for NOT having a rap sheet with assaults on minorities.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 5 points 12 hours ago
[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 hours ago

Ah, schadenfreude can be nice sometimes. Too bad, it came at the expense of many good immigrants.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago

Please be real

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

There's standards?!

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

Aaaahahahaaaaa, oh the leopards are dining well tonight.

[–] adwijoma@lemmy.ml 4 points 13 hours ago

"B-but... we thought you liked and valued us because we were white enough."

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 5 points 14 hours ago

Read. Haha.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago
[–] Dymonika@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] phx@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I'd be surprised if a single one of them got the payout, and I don't feel sorry for any of them

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago

Bwahahahahah!

[–] lath@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Wonder now many of those were involved in lethal shootings.

[–] arak@lemmy.today 5 points 13 hours ago

None probably. They have quotas to meet

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 4 points 14 hours ago

I think we all have to thank ICE for doing what they can to break MAGA, and hand #47 a huge loss in November. BRAVO! STRONG WORK!

[–] Steve@startrek.website 2 points 12 hours ago
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