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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 5 points 34 minutes ago

When Conservatives tell you what they're going to do, believe them.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 hour ago

So they're just more MAGA terrorists, got it.

[–] IamMoonPie@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago

It’s so exhausting that this is just allowed these days. I would very much like to call for certain things against certain people, but no. I want off this timeline please.

[–] fratermus@piefed.social 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The state Libertarian Party, chaired by Jeremy Kauffman, lost its national affiliation in May, for violating the party’s rules and ideals.

Good. Sounds like Kauffman and crew have lost their minds (and lost their sight of the non-aggression principle).

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 5 points 36 minutes ago

(and lost their sight of the non-aggression principle)

First thought as well. The NAP is one of the few things that make libertarianism sound actually decent on paper. Get rid of that and libertarianism becomes some cartoonishly blatant corpo-fascism.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 21 points 4 hours ago

Nothing will happen because the lawyers will argue that they didn't state any particular individual, only generally.

A proper judge would tell them the intent is damn clear and come down hard on them. But...