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[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 13 minutes ago

Hmm I feel this is Andrew' Pantons fault

Pretty sure they were talking about it A few weeks back on the regulation podcast and making jokes about they just find rats and take them over the border etc

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Her name is Marlaina

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

The jail is there so it's not surprising someone smelled a rat.