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[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Anyone else find it odd that no one bats an eye when people refer to mushrooms as vegetables, but call a tomato a vegetable and a hundred pedants all show up to insist how smart they are at biological classification? Like, mushrooms aren't even plants, but next to no one has a problem with it

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 hours ago

Classified as a fruit but actually a lore vegetable.

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 13 points 13 hours ago

Oh so that's how they get shiitake. Damn they kept that close to the chest.

[–] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I can't tell what the first image is. Please explain for me.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 2 points 7 hours ago

It's a toilet. Fungi are growing from the connection to the sewer.

[–] Oppopity@lemmy.ml 6 points 16 hours ago

The original was from a 4chan thread back in like 2008

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well that's enough Lemmy for today.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] the_wonderfool@piefed.social 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Mycography makes for some amazing images. Fugi are spectacular in their variety.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 day ago

Oh mycelium

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Curses 🤠

Oh. Buddy no.