The correct answer is to pull the lever at the exact time so the trolley's front end goes on one rail and the rear end goes on the other rail. That way you Kant have any guilt since everyone's dead.

Everyone can die, will die, or have been dead.

There's a dog that needs petting and that's my priority.

throw the ball for the good boy.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

I start beating my meat

I'm so close to making a meta shotpost about it,but i'm sure some version of me has already done it better.

Pet da dog. Obviously

There's nothing left to do. you've already done it all and will do it all. Including not doing anything. Just be the guy who doesn't do anything and let the quantum state deal with the other versions of you that do everything else.

Well I throw the rubber ball, obviously

Lick the Lab

Well clearly you already did everything already. And sometimes that's all you can do...

Ive allready chosen all correct and wrong answers simultaneously so i believe i deserve thank yous and vitriol towards me simultaneously.

You're welcome and sorry for your loss.

Insert the ball.

Someone's been playing too much Control Resonant

You ask me for a hamburger.

So it goes

Goddamn you Wally! Just take your finger back, we don't care anymore ever since you took Rell away from us!!! Fuck the Tau, fuck Entrati, fuck the Warframes, just leave us be ffs, we don't need the void magic to do shit!

Im sorry puppy. I have already thrown the ball and joined you on the tracks, it was a quantum inevitabilty. Good news though, I have also taken you and everyone on the tracks home alive.

I grab the ball, try to jump on the train so my dog and I can go on a fantastic voyage.

Futurama did it.

Control moment