I thought this was somebody's type
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This is somewhat similar to my raw attraction to toxic, dangerous women. I once had a woman casually say mid-blowjob, "I could totally bite your cock off right now." I giggled like Ralph Wiggum and then we had mind blowing sex.
If you ever wrote a book I'd leave it on my coffee table as a conversation piece.
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I had a friend like you once, if he was into a woman there was guaranteed something dreadfully wrong with her. Like this was an actual conversation:
Friend (excited): I just started seeing her, she's amazing! The best thing that's ever happened to me!
Me: Dude, the last two girlfriends you said that about ended up in jail.
Friend: No it's different this time, she's cool! She's a gamer, we like the same music, she's super chill.
Me: Ok dude, I'm happy for you.
Two weeks later
Me: Dude, you ok? You look pretty down.
Friend: My girlfriend likes to get into throw down drunken brawls with strangers every weekend.
But this friend was also a weirdness magnet in general.
I don't think I've ever dated anyone violent, with myself or others, thank god. They usually just want me to piss inside them and stuff.
Just stay away from the nose and ears and you're golden.
How about you mind your own garble garble garble business
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That feel when no fight club gf
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I need a legit survey of women who haven't thought about this at least once.
I'm convinced it's half the appeal of oral sex. "I could be your last with a chomp and a twist, but you're too horny to care".
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Hopefully all these people can find eachother! Romantically walk off into the sun.
To be fair to the last comment: The Pink Panther could be either a leopard or a jaguar, it isn't clear which one.
Technically the pink panther could also be a diamond
Given that panthers aren't a specific animal.. What animal was the pink panther?
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*Hard out there for a man.
The author is John Paul Brammer, from his piece "The Most Unlovable Man in New York City."
Archived copy of source, because fuck giving that nazi bar Substack any clicks.
I cracked up at the novella one because the guy was probably thinking of a telenovela.
I think he think of just novela which is novel in Spanish. So that guy was right, actually. But she is good on words, anyway.
ITap for spoiler
Or I am stupid
She said novella which is just a short novel.
Yeah, but assuming conversation was audible, she can't be sure.
You mean he couldn't just read the speech bubble?
I was shaking my head at the Helen Keller - Amelia Earhart confusion until I double checked something.
I was getting Helen Keller confused with Anne Frank...
Amelia Earhart
Wasn't she that maid that took things way too literally? ;)
You're thinking of Amelia Bedelia.
Amelia Earhart was Paul Simon's girlfriend. He wrote a song about her leaving, then coming back to him.
That was Cecelia. Pretty sure Amelia Earhart was King Lear's daughter.
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There actually was a stunt where they let Helen Keller ‘fly’ a plane (hold the stick while they were already in the air with the pilots monitoring).
The conspiracy that she wasn’t actually blind or deaf is frustratingly common among people under 30, who I assume have all picked it up from TikTok.
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I'm not sleeping with stupid. I don't care what they look like. Gross. Such a turnoff.
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Amelia Earhart is the sister of the NASCAR driver, right?
Dale Earnhardt was lost in the Bermuda Triangle.
After hitting an iceberg he was left floating in the frigid water, never to be seen again, if I remember correctly.
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I slept with both of them. I've been on a lot of dates.
Doesn't sound like she's doing all that bad with men 🤔
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This doesn't really seem like a gender thing, I've slept with my share of dumb women.
If my wife had said something like this on our first date I'd have married her sooner.