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Eminem is featured on Kid Rock's new Christian album 'Halfway 2 Jesus' (www.bnd.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/67683321

Eminem is featured on the song "7 Sins," one of 17 tracks on the album.

Other tracks on the set include "Freedom," "Why Don't You Look Into Jesus," "Halfway 2 Jesus," Me and Jesus" and "God Bless the USA."

It is the latest team up between the two Detroit artists. A pre-"Slim Shady LP" Eminem was featured on Kid Rock's 1998 breakthrough album, "Devil Without a Cause," on the track "F--- Off."

Kid Rock later was featured in the music video for Eminem's 2013 single "Berzerk."

"Halfway 2 Jesus," which has been alternately branded by Rock as "Halfway to Jesus," is Rock's upcoming Christian-themed album. On Rock's website, the album is featured next to an Oct. 17 date and a countdown clock ticking down to that date.

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

[–] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey Marshall what the actual fuck?

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like Dr Phil with long sickly hair.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dr Pill

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 69 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Uh… why the fuck would Mathers do that…? He’s openly and vociferously anti-orangeboi, which doesn’t align at all with KR. And he also released a dis track. while back that dissed Kid Rock so hard that it got him to literally switch musical genres.

[–] Kenny4tunes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

a while back that dissed Kid Rock so hard that it got him to literally switch musical genres.

Wasn't that diss track directed at Machine-gun Kelly?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not the first time he did that to someone.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What was the other time? Moby?

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Machine Gun Kelly

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ugh, Moby. It'd be like berating a plate of cold tripe.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 52 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What? This timeline needs an adult.

[–] Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There are adults. But no trusted adults

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck.

[–] teolan@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The children in France figured out Adults don't do shit and are rioting.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

We need the Phantom Theives!

[–] CluelessCalls@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does Em know that?

[–] lIlIllIlIIIllIlIlII@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You'll see when slim shady hears about it.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago

New grift just dropped (actually, it's not new at all, it's quite time tested actually)

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Burned out pop singer isn't getting gigs or recording contract. Said singer gets Borned Again and loudly proclaims their "testimony." They sign with Word or Sparrow, that's good for a couple more albums and a megachurch and festival tour.

Ask BJ Thomas, Dion, and who was that other one? Anyway, with the nostalgia craze, those guys were offered a Vegas residency and dropped Jesus like a handful of molten poo.