That needs waaayyy more rashers and at least one more egg.
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actually that looks kinda ok, i've seen worse. maybe a bit heavy on the animal-products side of things.
Somebody put all the toxic foods Americans had to eat in a pic.
One single egg seems like a weird quantity of egg
The breakfast and top gear/grand tour are the only good things that emerged from the english
Unironically, this breakfast is awesome.
Needs tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding and toast. Maybe some form of potatoes. This is like discount full English breakfast.
But you can keep the tomatoes.
Cooked tomatoe is no good
Ew what atrocity. Doesnt even contain azodicarbonamide and potassium bromate, we Americans eat!
You're about as american as a bargain bin SSD or a plastic fiber shirt. You support the same policies as Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin and you have an EU flag on your profile.
Hey, we Europeans are the only ones allowed to bully UK.
As a Englishman I genuinely appreciate this meme and sentiment. We've been doing so for the past millennia and we love to hate to love our continent neighbours 🤍❤️💙💛
We're allowed to talk shit about dad. They made us.
Looks pretty good to me, just needs some potatoes.
I spent a 10 day vacation in England and one of the biggest myths ever told is that English food is bad.
A full English breakfast is one of life's greatest joys.
Only outperformed by a full Scottish.
Not the breakfast, mind you. The whole Scot.
Why not both?
Most good English food is imported though.
Isn't that is the case for many countries?
Would demolish without a second thought!
Source: am high
Also would.
Source: am not high.
If I ate that much breakfast I'd be heading back to bed.
exactly. perfect weekend wake up.
My only concern is that you just know this was like £18
Having had a Full English, this one’s a bit short…but I’d eat it all. Looks great.
B E A N Z
No hash browns?
That's Irish. English uses just toast.
Don't knock it till you try it
Honestly I've never had it but that looks like it would warm my soul rn
I used to think that looked boring af but grew to love it on a trip to England. Some hotels did it better than others. I also discovered HP brown sauce! Loved dipping sausage in that stuff. I even miss back bacon now
French breakfast:
1 cigarette
1 espresso
No bread at all? :(
Best I can do is a croissant or a chocolatine.
I'd eat it. I just need a little more of each. And some toast for those beans.
Occasionally, as a ridiculous treat for the family, I make A Full Southern. It's a full English, but I swap out the black pudding for grits. It's a big hit
Oi mate! I see nuffin’ in the wrong ‘ere! Proper ‘ome-cooked English meal innit? ‘xactly like me mum use to make!
They didn't finish frying the egg.
Eggs are best this way.
For my Brazilian taste, it's quite ok, it's just missing some dry carbohydrates like rice or floor (do British people eat that with a spoon?), and some citric fruit. Also, not that much fat early in the morning... But it's quite ok.
I usually fry it even less
Personally I favour a scrambled egg, and you need some black pudding, toast, and hash browns in there
Also don't tell the rest of Britain but I usually put spices in the beans
Beans on toast slaps tho, to the point where I’d choose it over a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity or — yes! — even a Moons Over My Hammy
Looks okay to me. I think there should be potatoes and maybe tomatoes and mushrooms as well. But I would gladly eat that. ^^
I wouldn't have minded it when I still ate meat regularly. The beans and egg are still fine, just add some toast and fried mushrooms or hash browns.
Do they manage to put blood in everything, or just certain things?