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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

why, does Obama have the Epstein list?

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 80 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Just FYI. We in Europe are watching what you guys are up to and being super judgemental. Get your shit together.

[–] NeilBru@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I'm an American who moved to the Netherlands in July of '22. I spend a lot of time going back and forth. My then fiancé, now my wife, was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis during the pandemic. Given the obvious price difference for medication to treat the disease, I decided to move in with her instead of her coming to the US.

I find it disheartening to see what the rest of the world thinks about Americans up close. I am competently multilingual enough to hold conversations. I have to admit now that I understand why other natively born Americans pretend that they're from Canada outside of the U.S.

Despite my embarrassment about the body politic and discourse from my country, I find that the the same authoritarian, isolationist, and anti-intellectual mind-viruses that permeate through society in the United States (especially in rural communities) have a beachhead here in Western Europe. Either that or they've always been here to begin with. To me, the difference is that the scale is much smaller.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I find that the the same authoritarian, isolationist, and anti-intellectual mind-viruses that permeate through society in the United States (especially in rural communities) have a beachhead here in Western Europe

America's worst export.

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[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Keep an eye on your own countries, you're not immune to right-wing populism.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

don't worry. this is like the fever stage of the virus.

we haven't even started the vomiting yet.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I think what’s pissing me off about the US most right now, is even through the dumpster fire and their idiotic elected leader, Americans are STILL moraizing, looking down on others and being the world police

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[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Just FYI, you in Europe should spend more time learning how not to freak out the moment you invite a relatively small amount of Muslim people of color to live among you as refugees and start pushing boats back into the sea to drown. We watch your society start to break apart the moment it drifts even a tiny bit away from white ethnostates. Hungary and Poland fell before the US.

Don't get me wrong, we're a flaming dumpster fire right now, but it gets very tired very quickly listening to you people look down your noses at the US like your shit doesn't stink as you teeter to and from the brink of far right parties taking power every 3 years on a platform of "no Muslims in Country X." You're not wrong, but glass houses my guy. You judge us, but the rest of the world judges us both.

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Poor Obama he isn't even doing anything. Let the guy enjoy his playboy lifestyle in peace

[–] Nico_198X@europe.pub 2 points 22 hours ago

No, because he's a successful, smart black man. They have to make an example of him

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

lol this guy is a really sore loser he can never forget a butt hurt. related link (July 18 2025 dated lol)

https://www.dni.gov/index.php/newsroom/press-releases/press-releases-2025/4086-pr-15-25

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago

pedophile president breaking his own law about posting bullshit online

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Obama still got that free penthouse suite in trumps head I see.

What a fucking dick hole

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Terrible foreshadowing, too obvious.

The authors of this world suck.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 95 points 1 day ago (19 children)

Terry Crews' character in Idiocracy was non-satirically a better President at this point.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago

Long before this point

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

Yea, at least he cared about the crops or something

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

FAR better! Like, not even ironically better, all the way better.

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey USA.

What the fuck.

Sincerely,

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Rest of the fucking world

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I dunno. I just live here.

[–] derry@midwest.social 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'm assuming this is just a joke but in case is not, PSA on, please get involved in your local community some way if you're not already. It will be important to be involved at local levels if we're to clean up the mess we're in. Thanks for listening to my PSA

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What the hell am I going to do about the way things are? I can't fix it. I inherited it. And the dumb people are taking over. I'll spend my knowledge but life is too damn short to go on "fighting the good fight" when the majority is morons.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 0 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

As he said, “please get involved in your local community if you aren’t already.”

He didn’t say “fix the problem.”

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you inspired me to make an easy to use meme in this situation.

1000001783

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[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

Sorry Trump, you're still a pedophile.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] imTIREDnhungryboss@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

weirdest taco I ever saw

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[–] lostbit@feddit.nl 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

jesus, The US is absolutely off rails. This is insane

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[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

🤔 wasnt there recently some anti-deepfake legislation passed?

[–] queueBenSis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago

well i guess someone must be above the law then

[–] roofTophopper@lemmy.world 100 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Weak attempt to distract. Stay focused folks. EPSTEIN FILES, RELEASE THEM.

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

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[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 348 points 2 days ago (10 children)

This dude is throwing everything to try to pretend he ain't a fucking pedophile in Epstein's list.

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[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 231 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Almost forgot about the Epstein case there for a moment, except I didn't.

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