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[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

yet more projection

[–] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Another low effort attempt to distract feom the fact that this guy is100% in the Epstein files. The AI slop mess is just so very on brand like the distasteful Trump Gaza nonsense

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[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 3 days ago

so he openly stated that he doesn't agree with the statement that "no one is above the law" in an attempt to distract the people from him raping children?

[–] attempt@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If anyone makes a video of trump high fiving Epstein on the way back to the bedroom of his private jet with a teenager it might be equally disturbing, I hope we don’t find out

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

you realize that's what he wants, right?

if there's deep fakes of him and Epstein he gets to say,"well it's all fake!" and his base will gobble that shit up like candy.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The NYT issued a story with a fake quote

https://bsky.app/profile/ninajankowicz.com/post/3lulq7ovmts25

Regarding the story about a fake video.

Truly, we are down the AI slop rabbit hole

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[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A deepfake of him with Epstein would have muddied the waters much more than this pathetic thing.

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)

President Felon is nothing more than an internet troll.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago

Sounds like fAkE nEwS...

[–] jimjam5@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Child fuckers belong in jail, in a tiny cell, deep in the ocean, getting butt fucked by dildos around the clock.

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[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Who cares. I want to talk about Epstein, Trumpy.

[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There is an actual pic of Trump with a urinary catheter at a wrestling event. Dude is frail, likely has CHF, Cardiomyopathy and probably needs to retire. he also can't sleep... so can we consider he has a bit of sleep deprivation psychosis???

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[–] notsure@fedia.io 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

...how many times do i have to say this, don't fuck kids...

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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

Damn Barack Obama is 63. How time flies

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 3 days ago

We're never going to be able to trust anything ever again. Especially because conservatives choose to accept anything that validates what they want to believe over things that can be verified. Critical thinking is not their strong suit. And they will abuse these platforms like a mofo.

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